Sunday, January 03, 2010

A Lesson on Elementary, Worldly Wisdom As It Relates To Investment Management & Business – Charles Munger, 1994

A Lesson on Elementary, Worldly Wisdom As It Relates To Investment Management & Business
Charles Munger, USC Business School, 1994

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I'm going to play a minor trick on you today because the subject of my talk is the art of stock picking as a subdivision of the art of worldly wisdom. That enables me to start talking about worldly wisdom—a much broader topic that interests me because I think all too little of it is delivered by modern educational systems, at least in an effective way.

And therefore, the talk is sort of along the lines that some behaviorist psychologists call Grandma's rule after the wisdom of Grandma when she said that you have to eat the carrots before you get the dessert.

The carrot part of this talk is about the general subject of worldly wisdom which is a pretty good way to start. After all, the theory of modern education is that you need a general education before you specialize. And I think to some extent, before you're going to be a great stock picker, you need some general education.

So, emphasizing what I sometimes waggishly call remedial worldly wisdom, I'm going to start by waltzing you through a few basic notions.

What is elementary, worldly wisdom? Well, the first rule is that you can't really know anything if you just remember isolated facts and try and bang 'em back. If the facts don't hang together on a latticework of theory, you don't have them in a usable form.

You've got to have models in your head. And you've got to array your experience—both vicarious and direct—on this latticework of models. You may have noticed students who just try to remember and pound back what is remembered. Well, they fail in school and in life. You've got to hang experience on a latticework of models in your head.

What are the models? Well, the first rule is that you've got to have multiple models—because if you just have one or two that you're using, the nature of human psychology is such that you'll torture reality so that it fits your models, or at least you'll think it does. You become the equivalent of a chiropractor who, of course, is the great boob in medicine.

It's like the old saying, "To the man with only a hammer, every problem looks like a nail." And of course, that's the way the chiropractor goes about practicing medicine. But that's a perfectly disastrous way to think and a perfectly disastrous way to operate in the world. So you've got to have multiple models.

And the models have to come from multiple disciplines—because all the wisdom of the world is not to be found in one little academic department. That's why poetry professors, by and large, are so unwise in a worldly sense. They don't have enough models in their heads. So you've got to have models across a fair array of disciplines.

You may say, "My God, this is already getting way too tough." But, fortunately, it isn't that tough—because 80 or 90 important models will carry about 90% of the freight in making you a worldly-wise person. And, of those, only a mere handful really carry very heavy freight.

So let's briefly review what kind of models and techniques constitute this basic knowledge that everybody has to have before they proceed to being really good at a narrow art like stock picking.

First there's mathematics. Obviously, you've got to be able to handle numbers and quantities—basic arithmetic. And the great useful model, after compound interest, is the elementary math of permutations and combinations. And that was taught in my day in the sophomore year in high school. I suppose by now in great private schools, it's probably down to the eighth grade or so.

It's very simple algebra. It was all worked out in the course of about one year between Pascal and Fermat. They worked it out casually in a series of letters.

It's not that hard to learn. What is hard is to get so you use it routinely almost everyday of your life. The Fermat/Pascal system is dramatically consonant with the way that the world works. And it's fundamental truth. So you simply have to have the technique.

Many educational institutions—although not nearly enough—have realized this. At Harvard Business School, the great quantitative thing that bonds the first-year class together is what they call decision tree theory. All they do is take high school algebra and apply it to real life problems. And the students love it. They're amazed to find that high school algebra works in life....

By and large, as it works out, people can't naturally and automatically do this. If you understand elementary psychology, the reason they can't is really quite simple: The basic neural network of the brain is there through broad genetic and cultural evolution. And it's not Fermat/Pascal. It uses a very crude, shortcut-type of approximation. It's got elements of Fermat/Pascal in it. However, it's not good.

So you have to learn in a very usable way this very elementary math and use it routinely in life—just the way if you want to become a golfer, you can't use the natural swing that broad evolution gave you. You have to learn—to have a certain grip and swing in a different way to realize your full potential as a golfer.

If you don't get this elementary, but mildly unnatural, mathematics of elementary probability into your repertoire, then you go through a long life like a onelegged man in an asskicking contest. You're giving a huge advantage to everybody else.

One of the advantages of a fellow like Buffett, whom I've worked with all these years, is that he automatically thinks in terms of decision trees and the elementary math of permutations and combinations....

Obviously, you have to know accounting. It's the language of practical business life. It was a very useful thing to deliver to civilization. I've heard it came to civilization through Venice which of course was once the great commercial power in the Mediterranean. However, double-entry bookkeeping was a hell of an invention.

And it's not that hard to understand.

But you have to know enough about it to understand its limitations—because although accounting is the starting place, it's only a crude approximation. And it's not very hard to understand its limitations. For example, everyone can see that you have to more or less just guess at the useful life of a jet airplane or anything like that. Just because you express the depreciation rate in neat numbers doesn't make it anything you really know.

In terms of the limitations of accounting, one of my favorite stories involves a very great businessman named Carl Braun who created the CF Braun Engineering Company. It designed and built oil refineries—which is very hard to do. And Braun would get them to come in on time and not blow up and have efficiencies and so forth. This is a major art.

And Braun, being the thorough Teutonic type that he was, had a number of quirks. And one of them was that he took a look at standard accounting and the way it was applied to building oil refineries and he said, "This is asinine."

So he threw all of his accountants out and he took his engineers and said, "Now, we'll devise our own system of accounting to handle this process." And in due time, accounting adopted a lot of Carl Braun's notions. So he was a formidably willful and talented man who demonstrated both the importance of accounting and the importance of knowing its limitations.

He had another rule, from psychology, which, if you're interested in wisdom, ought to be part of your repertoire—like the elementary mathematics of permutations and combinations.

His rule for all the Braun Company's communications was called the five W's—you had to tell who was going to do what, where, when and why. And if you wrote a letter or directive in the Braun Company telling somebody to do something, and you didn't tell him why, you could get fired. In fact, you would get fired if you did it twice.

You might ask why that is so important? Well, again that's a rule of psychology. Just as you think better if you array knowledge on a bunch of models that are basically answers to the question, why, why, why, if you always tell people why, they'll understand it better, they'll consider it more important, and they'll be more likely to comply. Even if they don't understand your reason, they'll be more likely to comply.

So there's an iron rule that just as you want to start getting worldly wisdom by asking why, why, why, in communicating with other people about everything, you want to include why, why, why. Even if it's obvious, it's wise to stick in the why.

Which models are the most reliable? Well, obviously, the models that come from hard science and engineering are the most reliable models on this Earth. And engineering quality control—at least the guts of it that matters to you and me and people who are not professional engineers—is very much based on the elementary mathematics of Fermat and Pascal:

It costs so much and you get so much less likelihood of it breaking if you spend this much. It's all elementary high school mathematics. And an elaboration of that is what Deming brought to Japan for all of that quality control stuff.

I don't think it's necessary for most people to be terribly facile in statistics. For example, I'm not sure that I can even pronounce the Poisson distribution. But I know what a Gaussian or normal distribution looks like and I know that events and huge aspects of reality end up distributed that way. So I can do a rough calculation.

But if you ask me to work out something involving a Gaussian distribution to ten decimal points, I can't sit down and do the math. I'm like a poker player who's learned to play pretty well without mastering Pascal.

And by the way, that works well enough. But you have to understand that bellshaped curve at least roughly as well as I do.

And, of course, the engineering idea of a backup system is a very powerful idea. The engineering idea of breakpoints—that's a very powerful model, too. The notion of a critical mass—that comes out of physics—is a very powerful model.

All of these things have great utility in looking at ordinary reality. And all of this cost-benefit analysis—hell, that's all elementary high school algebra, too. It's just been dolled up a little bit with fancy lingo.

I suppose the next most reliable models are from biology/ physiology because, after all, all of us are programmed by our genetic makeup to be much the same.

And then when you get into psychology, of course, it gets very much more complicated. But it's an ungodly important subject if you're going to have any worldly wisdom.

And you can demonstrate that point quite simply: There's not a person in this room viewing the work of a very ordinary professional magician who doesn't see a lot of things happening that aren't happening and not see a lot of things happening that are happening.

And the reason why is that the perceptual apparatus of man has shortcuts in it. The brain cannot have unlimited circuitry. So someone who knows how to take advantage of those shortcuts and cause the brain to miscalculate in certain ways can cause you to see things that aren't there.

Now you get into the cognitive function as distinguished from the perceptual function. And there, you are equally—more than equally in fact—likely to be misled. Again, your brain has a shortage of circuitry and so forth—and it's taking all kinds of little automatic shortcuts.

So when circumstances combine in certain ways—or more commonly, your fellow man starts acting like the magician and manipulates you on purpose by causing your cognitive dysfunction—you're a patsy.

And so just as a man working with a tool has to know its limitations, a man working with his cognitive apparatus has to know its limitations. And this knowledge, by the way, can be used to control and motivate other people....

So the most useful and practical part of psychology—which I personally think can be taught to any intelligent person in a week—is ungodly important. And nobody taught it to me by the way. I had to learn it later in life, one piece at a time. And it was fairly laborious. It's so elementary though that, when it was all over, I felt like a fool.

And yeah, I'd been educated at Cal Tech and the Harvard Law School and so forth. So very eminent places miseducated people like you and me.

The elementary part of psychology—the psychology of misjudgment, as I call it—is a terribly important thing to learn. There are about 20 little principles. And they interact, so it gets slightly complicated. But the guts of it is unbelievably important.

Terribly smart people make totally bonkers mistakes by failing to pay heed to it. In fact, I've done it several times during the last two or three years in a very important way. You never get totally over making silly mistakes.

There's another saying that comes from Pascal which I've always considered one of the really accurate observations in the history of thought. Pascal said in essence, "The mind of man at one and the same time is both the glory and the shame of the universe."

And that's exactly right. It has this enormous power. However, it also has these standard misfunctions that often cause it to reach wrong conclusions. It also makes man extraordinarily subject to manipulation by others. For example, roughly half of the army of Adolf Hitler was composed of believing Catholics. Given enough clever psychological manipulation, what human beings will do is quite interesting.

Personally, I've gotten so that I now use a kind of two-track analysis. First, what are the factors that really govern the interests involved, rationally considered? And second, what are the subconscious influences where the brain at a subconscious level is automatically doing these things—which by and large are useful, but which often misfunction.

One approach is rationality—the way you'd work out a bridge problem: by evaluating the real interests, the real probabilities and so forth. And the other is to evaluate the psychological factors that cause subconscious conclusions—many of which are wrong.

Now we come to another somewhat less reliable form of human wisdom—microeconomics. And here, I find it quite useful to think of a free market economy—or partly free market economy—as sort of the equivalent of an ecosystem....

This is a very unfashionable way of thinking because early in the days after Darwin came along, people like the robber barons assumed that the doctrine of the survival of the fittest authenticated them as deserving power—you know, "I'm the richest. Therefore, I'm the best. God's in his heaven, etc."

And that reaction of the robber barons was so irritating to people that it made it unfashionable to think of an economy as an ecosystem. But the truth is that it is a lot like an ecosystem. And you get many of the same results.

Just as in an ecosystem, people who narrowly specialize can get terribly good at occupying some little niche. Just as animals flourish in niches, similarly, people who specialize in the business world—and get very good because they specialize—frequently find good economics that they wouldn't get any other way.

And once we get into microeconomics, we get into the concept of advantages of scale. Now we're getting closer to investment analysis—because in terms of which businesses succeed and which businesses fail, advantages of scale are ungodly important.

For example, one great advantage of scale taught in all of the business schools of the world is cost reductions along the so-called experience curve. Just doing something complicated in more and more volume enables human beings, who are trying to improve and are motivated by the incentives of capitalism, to do it more and more efficiently.

The very nature of things is that if you get a whole lot of volume through your joint, you get better at processing that volume. That's an enormous advantage. And it has a lot to do with which businesses succeed and fail....

Let's go through a list—albeit an incomplete one—of possible advantages of scale. Some come from simple geometry. If you're building a great spherical tank, obviously as you build it bigger, the amount of steel you use in the surface goes up with the square and the cubic volume goes up with the cube. So as you increase the dimensions, you can hold a lot more volume per unit area of steel.

And there are all kinds of things like that where the simple geometry—the simple reality—gives you an advantage of scale.

For example, you can get advantages of scale from TV advertising. When TV advertising first arrived—when talking color pictures first came into our living rooms—it was an unbelievably powerful thing. And in the early days, we had three networks that had whatever it was—say 90% of the audience.

Well, if you were Procter & Gamble, you could afford to use this new method of advertising. You could afford the very expensive cost of network television because you were selling so many cans and bottles. Some little guy couldn't. And there was no way of buying it in part. Therefore, he couldn't use it. In effect, if you didn't have a big volume, you couldn't use network TV advertising which was the most effective technique.

So when TV came in, the branded companies that were already big got a huge tail wind. Indeed, they prospered and prospered and prospered until some of them got fat and foolish, which happens with prosperity—at least to some people....

And your advantage of scale can be an informational advantage. If I go to some remote place, I may see Wrigley chewing gum alongside Glotz's chewing gum. Well, I know that Wrigley is a satisfactory product, whereas I don't know anything about Glotz's. So if one is 40 cents and the other is 30 cents, am I going to take something I don't know and put it in my mouth—which is a pretty personal place, after all—for a lousy dime?

So, in effect, Wrigley , simply by being so well known, has advantages of scale—what you might call an informational advantage.

Another advantage of scale comes from psychology. The psychologists use the term social proof. We are all influenced—subconsciously and to some extent consciously—by what we see others do and approve. Therefore, if everybody's buying something, we think it's better. We don't like to be the one guy who's out of step.

Again, some of this is at a subconscious level and some of it isn't. Sometimes, we consciously and rationally think, "Gee, I don't know much about this. They know more than I do. Therefore, why shouldn't I follow them?"

The social proof phenomenon which comes right out of psychology gives huge advantages to scale—for example, with very wide distribution, which of course is hard to get. One advantage of Coca-Cola is that it's available almost everywhere in the world.

Well, suppose you have a little soft drink. Exactly how do you make it available all over the Earth? The worldwide distribution setup—which is slowly won by a big enterprise—gets to be a huge advantage.... And if you think about it, once you get enough advantages of that type, it can become very hard for anybody to dislodge you.

There's another kind of advantage to scale. In some businesses, the very nature of things is to sort of cascade toward the overwhelming dominance of one firm.

The most obvious one is daily newspapers. There's practically no city left in the U.S., aside from a few very big ones, where there's more than one daily newspaper.

And again, that's a scale thing. Once I get most of the circulation, I get most of the advertising. And once I get most of the advertising and circulation, why would anyone want the thinner paper with less information in it? So it tends to cascade to a winnertakeall situation. And that's a separate form of the advantages of scale phenomenon.

Similarly, all these huge advantages of scale allow greater specialization within the firm. Therefore, each person can be better at what he does.

And these advantages of scale are so great, for example, that when Jack Welch came into General Electric, he just said, "To hell with it. We're either going to be # 1 or #2 in every field we're in or we're going to be out. I don't care how many people I have to fire and what I have to sell. We're going to be #1 or #2 or out."

That was a very toughminded thing to do, but I think it was a very correct decision if you're thinking about maximizing shareholder wealth. And I don't think it's a bad thing to do for a civilization either, because I think that General Electric is stronger for having Jack Welch there.

And there are also disadvantages of scale. For example, we—by which I mean Berkshire Hathaway—are the largest shareholder in Capital Cities/ABC. And we had trade publications there that got murdered where our competitors beat us. And the way they beat us was by going to a narrower specialization.

We'd have a travel magazine for business travel. So somebody would create one which was addressed solely at corporate travel departments. Like an ecosystem, you're getting a narrower and narrower specialization.

Well, they got much more efficient. They could tell more to the guys who ran corporate travel departments. Plus, they didn't have to waste the ink and paper mailing out stuff that corporate travel departments weren't interested in reading. It was a more efficient system. And they beat our brains out as we relied on our broader magazine.

That's what happened to The Saturday Evening Post and all those things. They're gone. What we have now is Motocross—which is read by a bunch of nuts who like to participate in tournaments where they turn somersaults on their motorcycles. But they care about it. For them, it's the principal purpose of life. A magazine called Motocross is a total necessity to those people. And its profit margins would make you salivate.

Just think of how narrowcast that kind of publishing is. So occasionally, scaling down and intensifying gives you the big advantage. Bigger is not always better.

The great defect of scale, of course, which makes the game interesting—so that the big people don't always win—is that as you get big, you get the bureaucracy. And with the bureaucracy comes the territoriality—which is again grounded in human nature.

And the incentives are perverse. For example, if you worked for AT&T in my day, it was a great bureaucracy. Who in the hell was really thinking about the shareholder or anything else? And in a bureaucracy, you think the work is done when it goes out of your in-basket into somebody else's in-basket. But, of course, it isn't. It's not done until AT&T delivers what it's supposed to deliver. So you get big, fat, dumb, unmotivated bureaucracies.

They also tend to become somewhat corrupt. In other words, if I've got a department and you've got a department and we kind of share power running this thing, there's sort of an unwritten rule: "If you won't bother me, I won't bother you and we're both happy." So you get layers of management and associated costs that nobody needs. Then, while people are justifying all these layers, it takes forever to get anything done. They're too slow to make decisions and nimbler people run circles around them.

The constant curse of scale is that it leads to big, dumb bureaucracy—which, of course, reaches its highest and worst form in government where the incentives are really awful. That doesn't mean we don't need governments—because we do. But it's a terrible problem to get big bureaucracies to behave.

So people go to stratagems. They create little decentralized units and fancy motivation and training programs. For example, for a big company, General Electric has fought bureaucracy with amazing skill. But that's because they have a combination of a genius and a fanatic running it. And they put him in young enough so he gets a long run. Of course, that's Jack Welch.

But bureaucracy is terrible.... And as things get very powerful and very big, you can get some really dysfunctional behavior. Look at Westinghouse. They blew billions of dollars on a bunch of dumb loans to real estate developers. They put some guy who'd come up by some career path—I don't know exactly what it was, but it could have been refrigerators or something—and all of a sudden, he's loaning money to real estate developers building hotels. It's a very unequal contest. And in due time, they lost all those billions of dollars.

CBS provides an interesting example of another rule of psychology—namely, Pavlovian association. If people tell you what you really don't want to hear what's unpleasant—there's an almost automatic reaction of antipathy. You have to train yourself out of it. It isn't foredestined that you have to be this way. But you will tend to be this way if you don't think about it.

Television was dominated by one network—CBS in its early days. And Paley was a god. But he didn't like to hear what he didn't like to hear. And people soon learned that. So they told Paley only what he liked to hear. Therefore, he was soon living in a little cocoon of unreality and everything else was corrupt—although it was a great business.

So the idiocy that crept into the system was carried along by this huge tide. It was a Mad Hatter's tea party the last ten years under Bill Paley.

And that is not the only example by any means. You can get severe misfunction in the high ranks of business. And of course, if you're investing, it can make a lot of difference. If you take all the acquisitions that CBS made under Paley, after the acquisition of the network itself, with all his advisors—his investment bankers, management consultants and so forth who were getting paid very handsomely—it was absolutely terrible.

For example, he gave something like 20% of CBS to the Dumont Company for a television set manufacturer which was destined to go broke. I think it lasted all of two or three years or something like that. So very soon after he'd issued all of that stock, Dumont was history. You get a lot of dysfunction in a big fat, powerful place where no one will bring unwelcome reality to the boss.

So life is an everlasting battle between those two forces—to get these advantages of scale on one side and a tendency to get a lot like the U.S. Agriculture Department on the other side—where they just sit around and so forth. I don't know exactly what they do. However, I do know that they do very little useful work.

On the subject of advantages of economies of scale, I find chain stores quite interesting. Just think about it. The concept of a chain store was a fascinating invention. You get this huge purchasing power—which means that you have lower merchandise costs. You get a whole bunch of little laboratories out there in which you can conduct experiments. And you get specialization.

If one little guy is trying to buy across 27 different merchandise categories influenced by traveling salesmen, he's going to make a lot of poor decisions. But if your buying is done in headquarters for a huge bunch of stores, you can get very bright people that know a lot about refrigerators and so forth to do the buying.

The reverse is demonstrated by the little store where one guy is doing all the buying. It's like the old story about the little store with salt all over its walls. And a stranger comes in and says to the storeowner, "You must sell a lot of salt." And he replies, "No, I don't. But you should see the guy who sells me salt."

So there are huge purchasing advantages. And then there are the slick systems of forcing everyone to do what works. So a chain store can be a fantastic enterprise.

It's quite interesting to think about Wal-Mart starting from a single store in Bentonville, Arkansas against Sears, Roebuck with its name, reputation and all of its billions. How does a guy in Bentonville, Arkansas with no money blow right by Sears, Roebuck? And he does it in his own lifetime—in fact, during his own late lifetime because he was already pretty old by the time he started out with one little store....

He played the chain store game harder and better than anyone else. Walton invented practically nothing. But he copied everything anybody else ever did that was smart—and he did it with more fanaticism and better employee manipulation. So he just blew right by them all.

He also had a very interesting competitive strategy in the early days. He was like a prizefighter who wanted a great record so he could be in the finals and make a big TV hit. So what did he do? He went out and fought 42 palookas. Right? And the result was knockout, knockout, knockout—42 times.

Walton, being as shrewd as he was, basically broke other small town merchants in the early days. With his more efficient system, he might not have been able to tackle some titan head-on at the time. But with his better system, he could destroy those small town merchants. And he went around doing it time after time after time. Then, as he got bigger, he started destroying the big boys.

Well, that was a very, very shrewd strategy.

You can say, "Is this a nice way to behave?" Well, capitalism is a pretty brutal place. But I personally think that the world is better for having Wal-Mart. I mean you can idealize small town life. But I've spent a fair amount of time in small towns. And let me tell you you shouldn't get too idealistic about all those businesses he destroyed.

Plus, a lot of people who work at Wal-Mart are very high grade, bouncy people who are raising nice children. I have no feeling that an inferior culture destroyed a superior culture. I think that is nothing more than nostalgia and delusion. But, at any rate, it's an interesting model of how the scale of things and fanaticism combine to be very powerful.

And it's also an interesting model on the other side—how with all its great advantages, the disadvantages of bureaucracy did such terrible damage to Sears, Roebuck. Sears had layers and layers of people it didn't need. It was very bureaucratic. It was slow to think. And there was an established way of thinking. If you poked your head up with a new thought, the system kind of turned against you. It was everything in the way of a dysfunctional big bureaucracy that you would expect.

In all fairness, there was also much that was good about it. But it just wasn't as lean and mean and shrewd and effective as Sam Walton. And, in due time, all its advantages of scale were not enough to prevent Sears from losing heavily to Wal-Mart and other similar retailers.

Here's a model that we've had trouble with. Maybe you'll be able to figure it out better. Many markets get down to two or three big competitors—or five or six. And in some of those markets, nobody makes any money to speak of. But in others, everybody does very well.

Over the years, we've tried to figure out why the competition in some markets gets sort of rational from the investor's point of view so that the shareholders do well, and in other markets, there's destructive competition that destroys shareholder wealth.

If it's a pure commodity like airline seats, you can understand why no one makes any money. As we sit here, just think of what airlines have given to the world—safe travel, greater experience, time with your loved ones, you name it. Yet, the net amount of money that's been made by the shareholders of airlines since Kitty Hawk, is now a negative figure—a substantial negative figure. Competition was so intense that, once it was unleashed by deregulation, it ravaged shareholder wealth in the airline business.

Yet, in other fields—like cereals, for example—almost all the big boys make out. If you're some kind of a medium grade cereal maker, you might make 15% on your capital. And if you're really good, you might make 40%. But why are cereals so profitable—despite the fact that it looks to me like they're competing like crazy with promotions, coupons and everything else? I don't fully understand it.

Obviously, there's a brand identity factor in cereals that doesn't exist in airlines. That must be the main factor that accounts for it.

And maybe the cereal makers by and large have learned to be less crazy about fighting for market share—because if you get even one person who's hell-bent on gaining market share.... For example, if I were Kellogg and I decided that I had to have 60% of the market, I think I could take most of the profit out of cereals. I'd ruin Kellogg in the process. But I think I could do it.

In some businesses, the participants behave like a demented Kellogg. In other businesses, they don't. Unfortunately, I do not have a perfect model for predicting how that's going to happen.

For example, if you look around at bottler markets, you'll find many markets where bottlers of Pepsi and Coke both make a lot of money and many others where they destroy most of the profitability of the two franchises. That must get down to the peculiarities of individual adjustment to market capitalism. I think you'd have to know the people involved to fully understand what was happening.

In microeconomics, of course, you've got the concept of patents, trademarks, exclusive franchises and so forth. Patents are quite interesting. When I was young, I think more money went into patents than came out. Judges tended to throw them out—based on arguments about what was really invented and what relied on prior art. That isn't altogether clear.

But they changed that. They didn't change the laws. They just changed the administration—so that it all goes to one patent court. And that court is now very much more pro-patent. So I think people are now starting to make a lot of money out of owning patents.

Trademarks, of course, have always made people a lot of money. A trademark system is a wonderful thing for a big operation if it's well known.

The exclusive franchise can also be wonderful. If there were only three television channels awarded in a big city and you owned one of them, there were only so many hours a day that you could be on. So you had a natural position in an oligopoly in the pre-cable days.

And if you get the franchise for the only food stand in an airport, you have a captive clientele and you have a small monopoly of a sort.

The great lesson in microeconomics is to discriminate between when technology is going to help you and when it's going to kill you. And most people do not get this straight in their heads. But a fellow like Buffett does.

For example, when we were in the textile business, which is a terrible commodity business, we were making low-end textiles—which are a real commodity product. And one day, the people came to Warren and said, "They've invented a new loom that we think will do twice as much work as our old ones."

And Warren said, "Gee, I hope this doesn't work because if it does, I'm going to close the mill." And he meant it.

What was he thinking? He was thinking, "It's a lousy business. We're earning substandard returns and keeping it open just to be nice to the elderly workers. But we're not going to put huge amounts of new capital into a lousy business."

And he knew that the huge productivity increases that would come from a better machine introduced into the production of a commodity product would all go to the benefit of the buyers of the textiles. Nothing was going to stick to our ribs as owners.

That's such an obvious concept—that there are all kinds of wonderful new inventions that give you nothing as owners except the opportunity to spend a lot more money in a business that's still going to be lousy. The money still won't come to you. All of the advantages from great improvements are going to flow through to the customers.

Conversely, if you own the only newspaper in Oshkosh and they were to invent more efficient ways of composing the whole newspaper, then when you got rid of the old technology and got new fancy computers and so forth, all of the savings would come right through to the bottom line.

In all cases, the people who sell the machinery—and, by and large, even the internal bureaucrats urging you to buy the equipment—show you projections with the amount you'll save at current prices with the new technology. However, they don't do the second step of the analysis which is to determine how much is going stay home and how much is just going to flow through to the customer. I've never seen a single projection incorporating that second step in my life. And I see them all the time. Rather, they always read: "This capital outlay will save you so much money that it will pay for itself in three years."

So you keep buying things that will pay for themselves in three years. And after 20 years of doing it, somehow you've earned a return of only about 4% per annum. That's the textile business.

And it isn't that the machines weren't better. It's just that the savings didn't go to you. The cost reductions came through all right. But the benefit of the cost reductions didn't go to the guy who bought the equipment. It's such a simple idea. It's so basic. And yet it's so often forgotten.

Then there's another model from microeconomics which I find very interesting. When technology moves as fast as it does in a civilization like ours, you get a phenomenon which I call competitive destruction. You know, you have the finest buggy whip factory and all of a sudden in comes this little horseless carriage. And before too many years go by, your buggy whip business is dead. You either get into a different business or you're dead—you're destroyed. It happens again and again and again.

And when these new businesses come in, there are huge advantages for the early birds. And when you're an early bird, there's a model that I call "surfing"—when a surfer gets up and catches the wave and just stays there, he can go a long, long time. But if he gets off the wave, he becomes mired in shallows....

But people get long runs when they're right on the edge of the wave—whether it's Microsoft or Intel or all kinds of people, including National Cash Register in the early days.

The cash register was one of the great contributions to civilization. It's a wonderful story. Patterson was a small retail merchant who didn't make any money. One day, somebody sold him a crude cash register which he put into his retail operation. And it instantly changed from losing money to earning a profit because it made it so much harder for the employees to steal....

But Patterson, having the kind of mind that he did, didn't think, "Oh, good for my retail business." He thought, "I'm going into the cash register business." And, of course, he created National Cash Register.

And he "surfed". He got the best distribution system, the biggest collection of patents and the best of everything. He was a fanatic about everything important as the technology developed. I have in my files an early National Cash Register Company report in which Patterson described his methods and objectives. And a well-educated orangutan could see that buying into partnership with Patterson in those early days, given his notions about the cash register business, was a total 100% cinch.

And, of course, that's exactly what an investor should be looking for. In a long life, you can expect to profit heavily from at least a few of those opportunities if you develop the wisdom and will to seize them. At any rate, "surfing" is a very powerful model.

However, Berkshire Hathaway , by and large, does not invest in these people that are "surfing" on complicated technology. After all, we're cranky and idiosyncratic—as you may have noticed.

And Warren and I don't feel like we have any great advantage in the high-tech sector. In fact, we feel like we're at a big disadvantage in trying to understand the nature of technical developments in software, computer chips or what have you. So we tend to avoid that stuff, based on our personal inadequacies.

Again, that is a very, very powerful idea. Every person is going to have a circle of competence. And it's going to be very hard to advance that circle. If I had to make my living as a musician.... I can't even think of a level low enough to describe where I would be sorted out to if music were the measuring standard of the civilization.

So you have to figure out what your own aptitudes are. If you play games where other people have the aptitudes and you don't, you're going to lose. And that's as close to certain as any prediction that you can make. You have to figure out where you've got an edge. And you've got to play within your own circle of competence.

If you want to be the best tennis player in the world, you may start out trying and soon find out that it's hopeless—that other people blow right by you. However, if you want to become the best plumbing contractor in Bemidji, that is probably doable by two-thirds of you. It takes a will. It takes the intelligence. But after a while, you'd gradually know all about the plumbing business in Bemidji and master the art. That is an attainable objective, given enough discipline. And people who could never win a chess tournament or stand in center court in a respectable tennis tournament can rise quite high in life by slowly developing a circle of competence—which results partly from what they were born with and partly from what they slowly develop through work.

So some edges can be acquired. And the game of life to some extent for most of us is trying to be something like a good plumbing contractor in Bemidji. Very few of us are chosen to win the world's chess tournaments.

Some of you may find opportunities "surfing" along in the new high-tech fields—the Intels, the Microsofts and so on. The fact that we don't think we're very good at it and have pretty well stayed out of it doesn't mean that it's irrational for you to do it.

Well, so much for the basic microeconomics models, a little bit of psychology, a little bit of mathematics, helping create what I call the general substructure of worldly wisdom. Now, if you want to go on from carrots to dessert, I'll turn to stock picking—trying to draw on this general worldly wisdom as we go.

I don't want to get into emerging markets, bond arbitrage and so forth. I'm talking about nothing but plain vanilla stock picking. That, believe me, is complicated enough. And I'm talking about common stock picking.

The first question is, "What is the nature of the stock market?" And that gets you directly to this efficient market theory that got to be the rage—a total rage—long after I graduated from law school.

And it's rather interesting because one of the greatest economists of the world is a substantial shareholder in Berkshire Hathaway and has been for a long time. His textbook always taught that the stock market was perfectly efficient and that nobody could beat it. But his own money went into Berkshire and made him wealthy. So, like Pascal in his famous wager, he hedged his bet.

Is the stock market so efficient that people can't beat it? Well, the efficient market theory is obviously roughly right—meaning that markets are quite efficient and it's quite hard for anybody to beat the market by significant margins as a stock picker by just being intelligent and working in a disciplined way.

Indeed, the average result has to be the average result. By definition, everybody can't beat the market. As I always say, the iron rule of life is that only 20% of the people can be in the top fifth. That's just the way it is. So the answer is that it's partly efficient and partly inefficient.

And, by the way, I have a name for people who went to the extreme efficient market theory—which is "bonkers". It was an intellectually consistent theory that enabled them to do pretty mathematics. So I understand its seductiveness to people with large mathematical gifts. It just had a difficulty in that the fundamental assumption did not tie properly to reality.

Again, to the man with a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. If you're good at manipulating higher mathematics in a consistent way, why not make an assumption which enables you to use your tool?

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The model I like—to sort of simplify the notion of what goes on in a market for common stocks—is the pari-mutuel system at the racetrack. If you stop to think about it, a pari-mutuel system is a market. Everybody goes there and bets and the odds change based on what's bet. That's what happens in the stock market.

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Any damn fool can see that a horse carrying a light weight with a wonderful win rate and a good post position etc., etc. is way more likely to win than a horse with a terrible record and extra weight and so on and so on. But if you look at the odds, the bad horse pays 100 to 1, whereas the good horse pays 3 to 2. Then it's not clear which is statistically the best bet using the mathematics of Fermat and Pascal. The prices have changed in such a way that it's very hard to beat the system.

And then the track is taking 17% off the top. So not only do you have to outwit all the other betters, but you've got to outwit them by such a big margin that on average, you can afford to take 17% of your gross bets off the top and give it to the house before the rest of your money can be put to work.

Given those mathematics, is it possible to beat the horses only using one's intelligence? Intelligence should give some edge, because lots of people who don't know anything go out and bet lucky numbers and so forth. Therefore, somebody who really thinks about nothing but horse performance and is shrewd and mathematical could have a very considerable edge, in the absence of the frictional cost caused by the house take.

Unfortunately, what a shrewd horseplayer's edge does in most cases is to reduce his average loss over a season of betting from the 17% that he would lose if he got the average result to maybe 10%. However, there are actually a few people who can beat the game after paying the full 17%.

I used to play poker when I was young with a guy who made a substantial living doing nothing but bet harness races.... Now, harness racing is a relatively inefficient market. You don't have the depth of intelligence betting on harness races that you do on regular races. What my poker pal would do was to think about harness races as his main profession. And he would bet only occasionally when he saw some mispriced bet available. And by doing that, after paying the full handle to the house—which I presume was around 17%—he made a substantial living.

You have to say that's rare. However, the market was not perfectly efficient. And if it weren't for that big 17% handle, lots of people would regularly be beating lots of other people at the horse races. It's efficient, yes. But it's not perfectly efficient. And with enough shrewdness and fanaticism, some people will get better results than others.

The stock market is the same way—except that the house handle is so much lower. If you take transaction costs—the spread between the bid and the ask plus the commissions—and if you don't trade too actively, you're talking about fairly low transaction costs. So that with enough fanaticism and enough discipline, some of the shrewd people are going to get way better results than average in the nature of things.

It is not a bit easy. And, of course, 50% will end up in the bottom half and 70% will end up in the bottom 70%. But some people will have an advantage. And in a fairly low transaction cost operation, they will get better than average results in stock picking.

How do you get to be one of those who is a winner—in a relative sense—instead of a loser?

Here again, look at the pari-mutuel system. I had dinner last night by absolute accident with the president of Santa Anita. He says that there are two or three betters who have a credit arrangement with them, now that they have off-track betting, who are actually beating the house. They're sending money out net after the full handle—a lot of it to Las Vegas, by the way—to people who are actually winning slightly, net, after paying the full handle. They're that shrewd about something with as much unpredictability as horse racing.

And the one thing that all those winning betters in the whole history of people who've beaten the pari-mutuel system have is quite simple. They bet very seldom.

It's not given to human beings to have such talent that they can just know everything about everything all the time. But it is given to human beings who work hard at it—who look and sift the world for a mispriced be—that they can occasionally find one.

And the wise ones bet heavily when the world offers them that opportunity. They bet big when they have the odds. And the rest of the time, they don't. It's just that simple.

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That is a very simple concept. And to me it's obviously right—based on experience not only from the pari-mutuel system, but everywhere else.

And yet, in investment management, practically nobody operates that way. We operate that way—I'm talking about Buffett and Munger. And we're not alone in the world. But a huge majority of people have some other crazy construct in their heads. And instead of waiting for a near cinch and loading up, they apparently ascribe to the theory that if they work a little harder or hire more business school students, they'll come to know everything about everything all the time.

To me, that's totally insane. The way to win is to work, work, work, work and hope to have a few insights.

How many insights do you need? Well, I'd argue: that you don't need many in a lifetime. If you look at Berkshire Hathaway and all of its accumulated billions, the top ten insights account for most of it. And that's with a very brilliant man—Warren's a lot more able than I am and very disciplined—devoting his lifetime to it. I don't mean to say that he's only had ten insights. I'm just saying, that most of the money came from ten insights.

So you can get very remarkable investment results if you think more like a winning pari-mutuel player. Just think of it as a heavy odds against game full of craziness with an occasional mispriced something or other. And you're probably not going to be smart enough to find thousands in a lifetime. And when you get a few, you really load up. It's just that simple.

When Warren lectures at business schools, he says, "I could improve your ultimate financial welfare by giving you a ticket with only 20 slots in it so that you had 20 punches—representing all the investments that you got to make in a lifetime. And once you'd punched through the card, you couldn't make any more investments at all."

He says, "Under those rules, you'd really think carefully about what you did and you'd be forced to load up on what you'd really thought about. So you'd do so much better."

Again, this is a concept that seems perfectly obvious to me. And to Warren it seems perfectly obvious. But this is one of the very few business classes in the U.S. where anybody will be saying so. It just isn't the conventional wisdom.

To me, it's obvious that the winner has to bet very selectively. It's been obvious to me since very early in life. I don't know why it's not obvious to very many other people.

I think the reason why we got into such idiocy in investment management is best illustrated by a story that I tell about the guy who sold fishing tackle. I asked him, "My God, they're purple and green. Do fish really take these lures?" And he said, "Mister, I don't sell to fish."

Investment managers are in the position of that fishing tackle salesman. They're like the guy who was selling salt to the guy who already had too much salt. And as long as the guy will buy salt, why they'll sell salt. But that isn't what ordinarily works for the buyer of investment advice.

If you invested Berkshire Hathaway-style, it would be hard to get paid as an investment manager as well as they're currently paid—because you'd be holding a block of Wal-Mart and a block of Coca-Cola and a block of something else. You'd just sit there. And the client would be getting rich. And, after a while, the client would think, "Why am I paying this guy half a percent a year on my wonderful passive holdings?"

So what makes sense for the investor is different from what makes sense for the manager. And, as usual in human affairs, what determines the behavior are incentives for the decision maker.

From all business, my favorite case on incentives is Federal Express. The heart and soul of their system—which creates the integrity of the product—is having all their airplanes come to one place in the middle of the night and shift all the packages from plane to plane. If there are delays, the whole operation can't deliver a product full of integrity to Federal Express customers.

And it was always screwed up. They could never get it done on time. They tried everything—moral suasion, threats, you name it. And nothing worked.

Finally, somebody got the idea to pay all these people not so much an hour, but so much a shift—and when it's all done, they can all go home. Well, their problems cleared up overnight.

So getting the incentives right is a very, very important lesson. It was not obvious to Federal Express what the solution was. But maybe now, it will hereafter more often be obvious to you.

All right, we've now recognized that the market is efficient as a pari-mutuel system is efficient with the favorite more likely than the long shot to do well in racing, but not necessarily give any betting advantage to those that bet on the favorite.

In the stock market, some railroad that's beset by better competitors and tough unions may be available at one-third of its book value. In contrast, IBM in its heyday might be selling at 6 times book value. So it's just like the pari-mutuel system. Any damn fool could plainly see that IBM had better business prospects than the railroad. But once you put the price into the formula, it wasn't so clear anymore what was going to work best for a buyer choosing between the stocks. So it's a lot like a pari-mutuel system. And, therefore, it gets very hard to beat.

What style should the investor use as a picker of common stocks in order to try to beat the market—in other words, to get an above average long-term result? A standard technique that appeals to a lot of people is called "sector rotation". You simply figure out when oils are going to outperform retailers, etc., etc., etc. You just kind of flit around being in the hot sector of the market making better choices than other people. And presumably, over a long period of time, you get ahead.

However, I know of no really rich sector rotator. Maybe some people can do it. I'm not saying they can't. All I know is that all the people I know who got rich—and I know a lot of them—did not do it that way.

The second basic approach is the one that Ben Graham used—much admired by Warren and me. As one factor, Graham had this concept of value to a private owner—what the whole enterprise would sell for if it were available. And that was calculable in many cases.

Then, if you could take the stock price and multiply it by the number of shares and get something that was one third or less of sellout value, he would say that you've got a lot of edge going for you. Even with an elderly alcoholic running a stodgy business, this significant excess of real value per share working for you means that all kinds of good things can happen to you. You had a huge margin of safety—as he put it—by having this big excess value going for you.

But he was, by and large, operating when the world was in shell shock from the 1930s—which was the worst contraction in the English-speaking world in about 600 years. Wheat in Liverpool, I believe, got down to something like a 600-year low, adjusted for inflation. People were so shell-shocked for a long time thereafter that Ben Graham could run his Geiger counter over this detritus from the collapse of the 1930s and find things selling below their working capital per share and so on.

And in those days, working capital actually belonged to the shareholders. If the employees were no longer useful, you just sacked them all, took the working capital and stuck it in the owners' pockets. That was the way capitalism then worked.

Nowadays, of course, the accounting is not realistic because the minute the business starts contracting, significant assets are not there. Under social norms and the new legal rules of the civilization, so much is owed to the employees that, the minute the enterprise goes into reverse, some of the assets on the balance sheet aren't there anymore.

Now, that might not be true if you run a little auto dealership yourself. You may be able to run it in such a way that there's no health plan and this and that so that if the business gets lousy, you can take your working capital and go home. But IBM can't, or at least didn't. Just look at what disappeared from its balance sheet when it decided that it had to change size both because the world had changed technologically and because its market position had deteriorated.

And in terms of blowing it, IBM is some example. Those were brilliant, disciplined people. But there was enough turmoil in technological change that IBM got bounced off the wave after "surfing" successfully for 60 years. And that was some collapse—an object lesson in the difficulties of technology and one of the reasons why Buffett and Munger don't like technology very much. We don't think we're any good at it, and strange things can happen.

At any rate, the trouble with what I call the classic Ben Graham concept is that gradually the world wised up and those real obvious bargains disappeared. You could run your Geiger counter over the rubble and it wouldn't click.

But such is the nature of people who have a hammer—to whom, as I mentioned, every problem looks like a nail that the Ben Graham followers responded by changing the calibration on their Geiger counters. In effect, they started defining a bargain in a different way. And they kept changing the definition so that they could keep doing what they'd always done. And it still worked pretty well. So the Ben Graham intellectual system was a very good one.

Of course, the best part of it all was his concept of "Mr. Market". Instead of thinking the market was efficient, he treated it as a manic-depressive who comes by every day. And some days he says, "I'll sell you some of my interest for way less than you think it's worth." And other days, "Mr. Market" comes by and says, "I'll buy your interest at a price that's way higher than you think it's worth." And you get the option of deciding whether you want to buy more, sell part of what you already have or do nothing at all.

To Graham, it was a blessing to be in business with a manic-depressive who gave you this series of options all the time. That was a very significant mental construct. And it's been very useful to Buffett, for instance, over his whole adult lifetime.

However, if we'd stayed with classic Graham the way Ben Graham did it, we would never have had the record we have. And that's because Graham wasn't trying to do what we did.

For example, Graham didn't want to ever talk to management. And his reason was that, like the best sort of professor aiming his teaching at a mass audience, he was trying to invent a system that anybody could use. And he didn't feel that the man in the street could run around and talk to managements and learn things. He also had a concept that the management would often couch the information very shrewdly to mislead. Therefore, it was very difficult. And that is still true, of course—human nature being what it is.

And so having started out as Grahamites which, by the way, worked fine—we gradually got what I would call better insights. And we realized that some company that was selling at 2 or 3 times book value could still be a hell of a bargain because of momentums implicit in its position, sometimes combined with an unusual managerial skill plainly present in some individual or other, or some system or other.

And once we'd gotten over the hurdle of recognizing that a thing could be a bargain based on quantitative measures that would have horrified Graham, we started thinking about better businesses.

And, by the way, the bulk of the billions in Berkshire Hathaway have come from the better businesses. Much of the first $200 or $300 million came from scrambling around with our Geiger counter. But the great bulk of the money has come from the great businesses.

And even some of the early money was made by being temporarily present in great businesses. Buffett Partnership, for example, owned American Express and Disney when they got pounded down.

Most investment managers are in a game where the clients expect them to know a lot about a lot of things. We didn't have any clients who could fire us at Berkshire Hathaway. So we didn't have to be governed by any such construct. And we came to this notion of finding a mispriced bet and loading up when we were very confident that we were right. So we're way less diversified. And I think our system is miles better.

However, in all fairness, I don't think a lot of money managers could successfully sell their services if they used our system. But if you're investing for 40 years in some pension fund, what difference does it make if the path from start to finish is a little more bumpy or a little different than everybody else's so long as it's all going to work out well in the end? So what if there's a little extra volatility.

In investment management today, everybody wants not only to win, but to have a yearly outcome path that never diverges very much from a standard path except on the upside. Well, that is a very artificial, crazy construct. That's the equivalent in investment management to the custom of binding the feet of Chinese women. It's the equivalent of what Nietzsche meant when he criticized the man who had a lame leg and was proud of it.

That is really hobbling yourself. Now, investment managers would say, "We have to be that way. That's how we're measured." And they may be right in terms of the way the business is now constructed. But from the viewpoint of a rational consumer, the whole system's "bonkers" and draws a lot of talented people into socially useless activity.

And the Berkshire system is not "bonkers". It's so damned elementary that even bright people are going to have limited, really valuable insights in a very competitive world when they're fighting against other very bright, hardworking people.

And it makes sense to load up on the very few good insights you have instead of pretending to know everything about everything at all times. You're much more likely to do well if you start out to do something feasible instead of something that isn't feasible. Isn't that perfectly obvious?

How many of you have 56 brilliant ideas in which you have equal confidence? Raise your hands, please. How many of you have two or three insights that you have some confidence in? I rest my case.

I'd say that Berkshire Hathaway's system is adapting to the nature of the investment problem as it really is.

We've really made the money out of high quality businesses. In some cases, we bought the whole business. And in some cases, we just bought a big block of stock. But when you analyze what happened, the big money's been made in the high quality businesses. And most of the other people who've made a lot of money have done so in high quality businesses.

Over the long term, it's hard for a stock to earn a much better return than the business which underlies it earns. If the business earns 6% on capital over 40 years and you hold it for that 40 years, you're not going to make much different than a 6% return—even if you originally buy it at a huge discount. Conversely, if a business earns 18% on capital over 20 or 30 years, even if you pay an expensive looking price, you'll end up with a fine result.

So the trick is getting into better businesses. And that involves all of these advantages of scale that you could consider momentum effects.

How do you get into these great companies? One method is what I'd call the method of finding them small get 'em when they're little. For example, buy Wal-Mart when Sam Walton first goes public and so forth. And a lot of people try to do just that. And it's a very beguiling idea. If I were a young man, I might actually go into it.

But it doesn't work for Berkshire Hathaway anymore because we've got too much money. We can't find anything that fits our size parameter that way. Besides, we're set in our ways. But I regard finding them small as a perfectly intelligent approach for somebody to try with discipline. It's just not something that I've done.

Finding 'em big obviously is very hard because of the competition. So far, Berkshire's managed to do it. But can we continue to do it? What's the next Coca-Cola investment for us? Well, the answer to that is I don't know. I think it gets harder for us all the time....

And ideally and we've done a lot of this—you get into a great business which also has a great manager because management matters. For example, it's made a great difference to General Electric that Jack Welch came in instead of the guy who took over Westinghouse—a very great difference. So management matters, too.

And some of it is predictable. I do not think it takes a genius to understand that Jack Welch was a more insightful person and a better manager than his peers in other companies. Nor do I think it took tremendous genius to understand that Disney had basic momentums in place which are very powerful and that Eisner and Wells were very unusual managers.

So you do get an occasional opportunity to get into a wonderful business that's being run by a wonderful manager. And, of course, that's hog heaven day. If you don't load up when you get those opportunities, it's a big mistake.

Occasionally, you'll find a human being who's so talented that he can do things that ordinary skilled mortals can't. I would argue that Simon Marks—who was second generation in Marks & Spencer of England—was such a man. Patterson was such a man at National Cash Register. And Sam Walton was such a man.

These people do come along—and in many cases, they're not all that hard to identify. If they've got a reasonable hand—with the fanaticism and intelligence and so on that these people generally bring to the party—then management can matter much.

However, averaged out, betting on the quality of a business is better than betting on the quality of management. In other words, if you have to choose one, bet on the business momentum, not the brilliance of the manager.

But, very rarely, you find a manager who's so good that you're wise to follow him into what looks like a mediocre business.

Another very simple effect I very seldom see discussed either by investment managers or anybody else is the effect of taxes. If you're going to buy something which compounds for 30 years at 15% per annum and you pay one 35% tax at the very end, the way that works out is that after taxes, you keep 13.3% per annum.

In contrast, if you bought the same investment, but had to pay taxes every year of 35% out of the 15% that you earned, then your return would be 15% minus 35% of 15%—or only 9.75% per year compounded. So the difference there is over 3.5%. And what 3.5% does to the numbers over long holding periods like 30 years is truly eye-opening. If you sit back for long, long stretches in great companies, you can get a huge edge from nothing but the way that income taxes work.

Even with a 10% per annum investment, paying a 35% tax at the end gives you 8.3% after taxes as an annual compounded result after 30 years. In contrast, if you pay the 35% each year instead of at the end, your annual result goes down to 6.5%. So you add nearly 2% of after-tax return per annum if you only achieve an average return by historical standards from common stock investments in companies with tiny dividend payout ratios.

But in terms of business mistakes that I've seen over a long lifetime, I would say that trying to minimize taxes too much is one of the great standard causes of really dumb mistakes. I see terrible mistakes from people being overly motivated by tax considerations.

Warren and I personally don't drill oil wells. We pay our taxes. And we've done pretty well, so far. Anytime somebody offers you a tax shelter from here on in life, my advice would be don't buy it.

In fact, any time anybody offers you anything with a big commission and a 200-page prospectus, don't buy it. Occasionally, you'll be wrong if you adopt "Munger's Rule". However, over a lifetime, you'll be a long way ahead—and you will miss a lot of unhappy experiences that might otherwise reduce your love for your fellow man.

There are huge advantages for an individual to get into a position where you make a few great investments and just sit back and wait: You're paying less to brokers. You're listening to less nonsense. And if it works, the governmental tax system gives you an extra 1, 2 or 3 percentage points per annum compounded.

And you think that most of you are going to get that much advantage by hiring investment counselors and paying them 1% to run around, incurring a lot of taxes on your behalf'? Lots of luck.

Are there any dangers in this philosophy? Yes. Everything in life has dangers. Since it's so obvious that investing in great companies works, it gets horribly overdone from time to time. In the "Nifty-Fifty" days, everybody could tell which companies were the great ones. So they got up to 50, 60 and 70 times earnings. And just as IBM fell off the wave, other companies did, too. Thus, a large investment disaster resulted from too high prices. And you've got to be aware of that danger....

So there are risks. Nothing is automatic and easy. But if you can find some fairly-priced great company and buy it and sit, that tends to work out very, very well indeed—especially for an individual,

Within the growth stock model, there's a sub-position: There are actually businesses, that you will find a few times in a lifetime, where any manager could raise the return enormously just by raising prices—and yet they haven't done it. So they have huge untapped pricing power that they're not using. That is the ultimate no-brainer.

That existed in Disney. It's such a unique experience to take your grandchild to Disneyland. You're not doing it that often. And there are lots of people in the country. And Disney found that it could raise those prices a lot and the attendance stayed right up.

So a lot of the great record of Eisner and Wells was utter brilliance but the rest came from just raising prices at Disneyland and Disneyworld and through video cassette sales of classic animated movies.

At Berkshire Hathaway, Warren and I raised the prices of See's Candy a little faster than others might have. And, of course, we invested in Coca-Cola—which had some untapped pricing power. And it also had brilliant management. So a Goizueta and Keough could do much more than raise prices. It was perfect.

You will get a few opportunities to profit from finding underpricing. There are actually people out there who don't price everything as high as the market will easily stand. And once you figure that out, it's like finding in the street—if you have the courage of your convictions.

If you look at Berkshire's investments where a lot of the money's been made and you look for the models, you can see that we twice bought into twonewspaper towns which have since become onenewspaper towns. So we made a bet to some extent....

In one of those—The Washington Post—we bought it at about 20% of the value to a private owner. So we bought it on a Ben Grahamstyle basis—at onefifth of obvious value—and, in addition, we faced a situation where you had both the top hand in a game that was clearly going to end up with one winner and a management with a lot of integrity and intelligence. That one was a real dream. They're very high class people—the Katharine Graham family. That's why it was a dream—an absolute, damn dream.

Of course, that came about back in '73-74. And that was almost like 1932. That was probably a once-in-40-yearstype denouement in the markets. That investment's up about 50 times over our cost.

If I were you, I wouldn't count on getting any investment in your lifetime quite as good as The Washington Post was in '73 and '74.

But it doesn't have to be that good to take care of you.

Let me mention another model. Of course, Gillette and Coke make fairly lowpriced items and have a tremendous marketing advantage all over the world. And in Gillette's case, they keep surfing along new technology which is fairly simple by the standards of microchips. But it's hard for competitors to do.

So they've been able to stay constantly near the edge of improvements in shaving. There are whole countries where Gillette has more than 90% of the shaving market.

GEICO is a very interesting model. It's another one of the 100 or so models you ought to have in your head. I've had many friends in the sick business fixup game over a long lifetime. And they practically all use the following formula—I call it the cancer surgery formula:

They look at this mess. And they figure out if there's anything sound left that can live on its own if they cut away everything else. And if they find anything sound, they just cut away everything else. Of course, if that doesn't work, they liquidate the business. But it frequently does work.

And GEICO had a perfectly magnificent business submerged in a mess, but still working. Misled by success, GEICO had done some foolish things. They got to thinking that, because they were making a lot of money, they knew everything. And they suffered huge losses.

All they had to do was to cut out all the folly and go back to the perfectly wonderful business that was lying there. And when you think about it, that's a very simple model. And it's repeated over and over again.

And, in GEICO's case, think about all the money we passively made.... It was a wonderful business combined with a bunch of foolishness that could easily be cut out. And people were coming in who were temperamentally and intellectually designed so they were going to cut it out. That is a model you want to look for.

And you may find one or two or three in a long lifetime that are very good. And you may find 20 or 30 that are good enough to be quite useful.

Finally, I'd like to once again talk about investment management. That is a funny business because on a net basis, the whole investment management business together gives no value added to all buyers combined. That's the way it has to work.

Of course, that isn't true of plumbing and it isn't true of medicine. If you're going to make your careers in the investment management business, you face a very peculiar situation. And most investment managers handle it with psychological denial just like a chiropractor. That is the standard method of handling the limitations of the investment management process. But if you want to live the best sort of life, I would urge each of you not to use the psychological denial mode.

I think a select few—a small percentage of the investment managers—can deliver value added. But I don't think brilliance alone is enough to do it. I think that you have to have a little of this discipline of calling your shots and loading up—you want to maximize your chances of becoming one who provides above average real returns for clients over the long pull.

But I'm just talking about investment managers engaged in common stock picking. I am agnostic elsewhere. I think there may well be people who are so shrewd about currencies and this, that and the other thing that they can achieve good longterm records operating on a pretty big scale in that way. But that doesn't happen to be my milieu. I'm talking about stock picking in American stocks.

I think it's hard to provide a lot of value added to the investment management client, but it's not impossible.

 

[Further readings]

Fortune’s Formula by William Poundstone

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[Munger’s wit and wisdom]

Life and its various passages can be hard, brutally hard. The three things I have found helpful in coping with its challenges are:
- Have low expectation.
- Have a sense of humor.
- Surround yourself with the love of friends and family.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Penny War and Game Theory

Nash equilibrium, dominant strategy, prisoner’s dilemma. When our Applied Economics class culminated with the famous game theory with some big names such as John Nash (Nobel Prize ‘94) and Robert Aumann (Nobel Prize ‘05), a game happened simultaneously out of classroom. Penny War, an entertaining cross-section competition aiming at fund-raising for social donation, coincidently laid a real battlefield for the game theory.

While there is never short of activities for social responsibility in today’s life of business school, Penny War is again a showcase of students’ creativity. The rule of Penny War is simple. Two or more groups compete to win a fundraising competition. Each group has a bucket to collect penny or notes. This week’s Penny War at Ross started from Monday and ended on Saturday. From Monday to Friday, penny will be counted positive while notes will be counted negative. On last day, i.e. Saturday, all pennies and notes will be count positive. Since we have 6 sections competing, the dynamic is interesting. There are also two main strategies in the Penny War. One is to raise fund as much as possible. The other is to smartly divide raised fund into coins and notes. Dump notes to your nearest competitor if you are leading in the rank. Collusion could be possible. However, given the fact that there are six teams playing, we could easily fall into prisoner’s dilemma.

Or just forget about the game theory. It’s just all about maximizing social welfare. By introducing an auction system, many new revenue created. We saw how a market could create supply and demand and hence funds to be donated. The new value was from candies from Brazil, cookies from Greece, a date with a classmate, and some golf courses. The whole bidding activities culminate to a rap sung in the class in front of the professor. Without such a diversified body of classmate, all this joy and learning would not be exist.

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Nostalgia - Google 2001

7 years is not a long time. But internet has changed much. Finding antique pieces of school life from the internet is such a complex feeling.

Here are something I have found today.

“水战”昆明湖
9月30日下午,就在机73全体同学在昆明湖中泛着小舟,沉浸在一片湖光山色之中时, 一场“水战”爆发了。
李志、翟华、宁海燕、丁俊挑起了这场“战争”, 向毫无防备的王建强,潘健等所在船发动了突然进攻。顷刻,王建强等个个成了落汤鸡,尤其是女同胞潘健同学,70%的水弹都浇在了她的身上,尹雪松、樊哲、余旭秦.罗先波四人,看到李志,翟华的行为,义愤填膺,驱船而至,向他们发起了正义的战争,给对方以重创,李等看形势不妙溃逃,尹樊等的正义大火并未继续燃烧下去,他们看到了高屹然等从身边悠闲而过、顿生歹意,想趁对方不注意给他们来个措手不及,没成想高等早有准备,给自己配备了可乐罐等先进武器装备,在尹樊等的射程之外便给他们以远程还击,尹樊等自食悲果,受重创,仓荒逃窜,不敢再战, 战争处于相持阶段,逐渐限时将至,各船鸣金收兵,登岸,相视大笑:个个似落汤鸡。
------尹雪松

序·好大一个家
我是一只来自《北方的狼》,走过流火的七月,《我的梦想终能实现》。《初进清华》,心中实在有一股《想家的感觉》,忍不住拨通家里的《电话》,才想起这个《季节》已是《信阳的冬天》,回忆起在家里从来不用自己《叠被》,才发现《美丽的天堂,我的梦》其实就是我的家园。 信手提笔写了一封《给老K的信》,告诉他《BBS笑传》,《“水战”昆明湖》的故事,想起那时我们共同上课偷看《散文二则》,共同学习《How to Learn Computer Well》, 想起你给我讲《野猫的自叙》取笑我,结果让我《温柔的宰你一刀》,才发现同学的情谊如此珍贵,只是不知道再《握手》时会是什么《季节》······
《唯愿今生》,我能《走进伊甸园》······


散 文 2 则
成为强者
18年的时光匆匆而过。站在生命之前,回首昔日的云彩天光,我深深地明白:如果让我重新草拟“我的抱负”之类的文 ,我将抹去我童年时代化为一个举世伟人的幼想,而将问题的重心,放在成为一个强者——一个温和的强者上。
作为一个强者,他必是一个成熟的人。 保持一种坚持而柔韧的风格,仍懂得爱人,爱生活、爱整个世界,但去不再容易落泪,轻易受伤;生活中依然有梦,有理想,但已懂以记着忠实的脚步,去替代激昂热烈的音词;她仍然时有迟疑,畏惧的感觉,但已经知道,无论困难的阴影多么庞大,他必须选择面对,而非逃避;甚至当所遭遇的困难比以往的更大,更深且更为复杂的时候,强者仍能平静耐心的把它一一穿越,无怨无悔,并且为以幽默的精神,在苦难中创造欢快的时光。

2. 本人最喜欢的一段话(高彦前后之感受,遵照孟夫子“生于忧患,死于安乐”之思想)。
生命之流,足平缓而安静的,但若有大石横前,则能激起美丽的水花。石块愈大,则水花也愈美。人的本性好逸恶劳;因此,要是没有大难临头,绝难发挥出溜在的力量。除非是遭受到雄心物血之痛,老到骨铭心之苦及其他足以动其心弦,诱发其内心之竭力外,很少能有所作为的。
------仝文权

猫的自述
我是一只十三岁的老猫,现在,我的身上插满了皮管子,离我不远的那个东西发出“嘀、嘀”的响声,我就要死了,不过,做为一只猫能在他的一次生命中活十三年,已经是一件十分不容易的事了。
那“嘀嘀”的声音越来越快,并且越来越微弱了。我想,我确实要死了。因为随着那声音的减弱,我的意识也开始模糊了。 这时,我的脑海里出现了我第一次降临到这个世界上的情景。那时候,这里是一片茂密的树林,我清楚的记得,当我妈妈第一次用她那带刺的舌头舔开我的眼睛时,我第一次看到了太阳,依稀地躲在树叶的后面,撒下了一块块黄色的块斑。从此,我每天都在观看着这个世界。鸟儿在不远的树梢上飞过,小兔在林间奔跑,灰松鼠托着大长尾巴,不停地跳来跳出。终于,有一天,我被允许从树上下来了,我一落到地下,就飞快地奔跑了起来。我是多么高兴呀!要知道作为一只猫,自由是最大的欢乐。我奔跑着,踏着松软的草坪,这样一天又一天,一年又一年……
后来,可能是我的一次死亡,因为我的记忆出现了一段空白。也许是我忘记了,因为,对于一只已经活了九次的猫,而且奄奄一息的猫来说,你不可能要求他还记得清每一件事,不过,我记得第四次我是怎么死的。因为那是我最后一次看见我那美丽的树林。我记得,那是大雪后的第十一天,我已经四天没吃到东西了,只是靠着嚼那又苦又涩的干树枝勉强活下来。幸亏那时我身体很强壮,而且习惯那种艰苦的生活,要是在现在,恐怕饿一天我就会死的。而且作为一只猫,要消化这些纤维,的确需要惊人的坚强。那天下千我忽然看见一团白色的东西,阿,那是一只野兔。天呀,对于一只猫,在饿了四天之后,看到一只兔子,这是多么大的诱惑呀!我想这只兔子一定也像我一样,饿得要死才会不顾生死地从洞里跑出来找食。 我向它扑了过去,可是那兔子也看见了,拼了命的跑。我追呀、追呀,一直翻过了三座小山。终于,在一棵树下,我扑倒了它。那家伙拼命的挣扎,并且发出一种恐怖的号叫,我还从来没听说过一只兔子这样的惨叫,但是,我死死地咬住了它的喉咙,过了很久,它终于不动了。 可就在这时,我突然看见一只土狗正从侧面靠近我。我本能地一下窜上了树。我们猫天生就怕土狗。我的那个兄弟就是让土狗吃。那个混蛋接着就开始大嚼那只野兔,我又饿又气,那种狂野的血液沸腾了,我忍无可忍了,我气疯了,男子汉的荣誉感,使我扑到了土狗的头上……我记得,我是被撕开了肚皮,又被咬碎了脑袋……当我又一次睁开眼睛的时候,再没有看到太阳下的斑点,因为,这里已经没有了森林,我们也不住在树上了,而是躲在一个阴暗的小靖角里,白天,妈妈总不让我出去,可是对光明的渴望,总是战胜了恐惧,第一次,我在一辆汽车下失去了半个尾巴,第二次,当我的灵魂飞出来时,我的尸体已经被切成块正在锅里蒸着。 当白白地死掉了几次以后,我终于明白了如何在城市里生活,在这里,是人的天下他们主宰一切,白天对于任何一种动物来说都是危险的,只有在夜幕降临的时候,我们才能重新得到自由。 生活在城市的黑夜里,我觉得十分寂寞,危险好像时刻在跟随着我,恐惧的幽灵死死地纠缠着我。我没有朋友,因为它们好像都敌视我,总用一种充满怀疑与挑衅的眼神看着我,吃的东西简直让我恶心。家鼠又脏又瘦,吃它们就它们就像嚼抹布一样难吃。还有就是垃圾堆里的烂东西又酸又苦,这些,怎么能与野兔和母鼠相比呢? 直到一天,我遇见了一只美丽的雌猫,她长着一身美丽的黑白相间的毛,她的眼睛是那么的迷人,发出着这个城市里的少有的纯真的光,我在一分钟之内就爱上了她,我想她也一样,那真是一段美好的时光。 可是,后来,她变了,她总是说我没用,抱怨她住的地方太差,没有鱼吃,我已经尽了全力,我发誓,可是,在猫的世界里,象我这样的猫,只有出荣誉,才可能使她满意,终于,我们分手了,她又爱上了一只大黑猫,这个城市中猫的头领(当然,我不听从他)。 唉: “天下美女不可交, 面似桃花心似刀, 有志男儿她不爱, 偏爱有财势力高。” 从此,我孑然一身,每当长夜来临的时候,我就在屋顶上,我拼命地叫,我觉得恐惧,我觉得迷茫,我伤透了心,在这个城市,面对着黑夜,孑然一身,我整夜地长号着,这样,我更加觉得痛苦,但是,我迷恋这种痛苦,这种渲泄的痛苦…… 他在我的脸上套上了一个罩,一种特别的气体进入了我的肺,我感觉走向死亡的脚步慢了下来,这些人,看来还不希望我死,但是,无论如何,我一定会死的,即使再给我一次生命,我也不会感谢上帝,因为,这种生活对我来说已经该结束了。 我的最后一次生命,完全是在这间屋里度过的,在这里,我再不会在雨中蜷缩在屋檐下,涩涩发抖,冬天,我会躺在暖气下边,舒服地享受着温暖,夏天,屋里又是那么凉爽,吃也是很好,有鱼,有肝、有肉。开始我的确很高兴,然而,每当黑夜里,我蹲在窗台上,递过窗户向外看时,就会想起,那段痛苦的生活,我想叫,就像我在冬夜里在屋角上那样叫,可是,不知为什么,我叫不出来,只是“喵喵了几声!”人马上打开灯,看了看我:“咪咪,快睡吧!”他摸着我的头。 以前,我总觉得这是一种多么舒服的抚摸呀!可现在我真的讨厌这只手了。 安逸、舒适,没有痛苦,却也没有欢乐,没有自由,这就是我的最后一生,13年,实在是太长了,好在现在一切都要结束了。 好了,我听到了那“嘀嘀”的声音 ,终于停止了,而变成连继的长声,我的意识模糊了。在这最后的时候,我竟然没有一丝悲哀,经历了九次生命之后,我的灵魂将弥散,永远地从这里消失,我忽然感到了快乐,但为什么快乐,我想不出了,因为,我已经消散了。
死亡的快乐,在于生命的苦难, 当自由降临时,欢乐会成为结束的尾声。
------高赤


给老K的信

老K:
说实话,叫你小弟,你一定不服,叫你大哥,我实有不甘,喊你姓名,太过别扭,想来思去,送一个美名给你,希望你喜欢。 到如今,大学生活的第一阶段已过一半,提笔给你聊聊颇多感慨,不知从何说起。在失意与不满中度过的日子里,更多的是昔日的好友天各一方。忆往昔美好岁月,你我同桌共聚,指手划脚,在学海中汪游二、三载,亦不免收获盈然。同床共枕,花前月下,憧憬美好未来,感悟美妙爱情,至如今两地分居,想思成空亦成灾,你亦然是方块头,竖头毛、小眼睛,厚酒瓶的那个小东西?我想不会是的,你如今身居重点学府,在你的生活圈是否已出现了那个令你拔剑刺向自己的难兄难弟的女孩。祝你快乐。 在大学中是享受眼前的合适,还是不放弃自己的追求,这种选择真的好难,在每每挥霍了自己的青春之后,才来责怪自己的不肖,只能是对自己一种良心的安慰,我无可柰何的用自己细小的理智去抗拒自己的脆弱,我会颓废么?不会,是么?人是很可笑的动物,你说呢? 你在那儿可好,说说你的生活,你的感受,有心情时再来信吧。
祝:学业有成在快乐的日子里更加快乐!
刘某人
即日草
------刘奇勇

BBS笑传
到了清华不能不上网,上了网就不能不上BBS,而上了BBS也就难免碰上一些怪事。 不过要说本人的BBS史,还得提一提过去,早在高中时我就知道清华的电子公告栏(当时还不知道叫BBS)很不错,那时我就琢磨这“公告栏”是个什么样子,我当时估计,可能是就像报纸上的布告栏或者类似于“通缉令”之类的玩意儿,所以我就和同学说:“要能上清华,我就在网上通缉你。”带着这种“理想”,我来到了清华。 到了清华,军训完了,迫不及待地去上网,才发觉上网不是那么容易的,第一次时BBS没上成,课外机时倒成负数了。后来几经周折上了站,却又闹了不少笑话。且说第一次上站,也许我和BBS有缘吗,我还没注册就莫名其妙地进了聊天室(这可是大怪事),然后乱打一字符后给人一脚踹了出来,气愤之余发誓一定要再进去,却再也找不着聊天室了。我当然就想:坏了,BBS肯定出问题了。于是赶忙退机溜了出去(怕给老师抓住)。
后来,注册成功之后,闹的笑话就更多了,记得我发表了第一篇文章以后,不一会儿就有人加上一篇,说:“你的ID怎么这么奇怪啊,难道想做XXX的斑竹吗?‘唷,我当时就有些搞不懂了,心想”这ID是什么玩意啊,我怎么又想当什么“斑竹”啊?还纳闷着呢,有人给我讯息了,一看哟,有个标点符号不认识。“:)”这什么玩意儿,于是更加莫名其妙了,这样就又莫名奇妙地上完了一次站。 当然,这样的笑话我现在已经不闹了,可我的同学还在闹。有个同学跟我说,他给XX寄了一封信,结果人家回信说:“求求你,不要再往我的信箱里塞东西了”。已经成了半个网虫的我听了当时就笑了。 不过,笑传毕竟是很短的,我的“笑传”就只能“传”到这儿了。不过,还有多少同学要“传”到什么时候,我就不知道喽:)hehe ……

------秦岭

How to Learn Computer Well
在大一各科中,最让人头痛的可能就是计算机了。很多人都学不好它,并为此而苦恼,对此,我看在眼里,急在心里。为普渡从生,我就将自己异想天开的见解写出来,欢迎大家投鸡蛋。 其实嘛,计算机这玩意儿和其它课程不一样,它的特点就在于实用性特强,很多东西光看书是看不出什么道道的,而很多同学就忽视了这一点,用学数学、英语的方法去学计算机,非要把什么都搞得清清楚楚才敢上机,结果把自己搞得稀里糊涂,晕晕乎乎,什么都干不成。所以嘛,学计算机第一就是要多用多练,从中出真知。 再有,很多同学对计算机威吓怪十分复杂,神秘,用起来小心冀冀,自己给自己缠上裹脚布,弄得自己寸步难行。计算机这东西其实和电视差不多,瞎捣鼓就行,出了问题关机重来不就成了(以大家目前水平,也搞不出什么危险来)因此,不用有什么顾忌,大胆的做吧。 当然,最后还要提醒大家:time也很重要哟!可不要到期末了课内机时还剩一大堆。 祝大家今后学的愉快!
就到这儿吧,不再丢丑了……
------瞿华

让我温柔的宰你一刀

清华中的商贩常年身处这高等学府,本以为他们会受其文明的醺陶,在买东西时能高雅些,善良些,可事实并非如此。他们有着一把更锋利的屠刀,在钱上与他们找交道只会被温柔的宰一刀。 要说刀快还要算果贩。天气入寒,水时紧俏,又加本人平日甚爱吃果,自然与果贩们频繁交乎。在这期间眼见自己与无数苦难同胞被屠戮,心中异常悲愤。现在道出几件被果贩宰得见血的事件,以警醒后人。 酒足饭饱后我走出七食堂,临面一个憨厚的男子朝你温柔一笑:“来点苹果吧,绝对好吃!这叫玫瑰红(一种我从末听说过的名牌苹果)。”由于饱了发困的缘故望着那些紫紫的、纯纯的,不带一丝绿色的表皮,我简值被它的美丽弄得神魂颠倒。“便宜了,一块钱一斤。”这句很理解买主心理的叫卖,又一次帮我下了决心,于是他的苹果中有五斤被我心甘情愿的占有了。到宿舍待美丽的果皮脱掉后,当我带着食欲啃它的时候,我的食欲顿时消失了。这也算是苹果,我也算吃尽了天下名果,可这种异味的苹果我还是头一回品味。当然它比压缩饼干水份多一些。比凉水有滋味一些,也比生柿子甜一些。以为是个杂种苹果,后经打听才晓得,这苹果被用了催红剂(一种连催熟剂都不如的药剂)结果它才长成个表面成熟而内心幼稚的样子。从此我对这种苹果倍加警惕,但让人不忍目睹的是,至今这种苹果的美丽仍存在于校园内,受害者自然,遍布校园各个角落。 有人云:“夜黑杀人夜”。不是一个无月夜,在回宿舍的路上“大苹果,一块一斤”。一堆果贩拥堵在十字路口,蹲守在树下黑暗的角浇里,等待着“迷途”的羔羊。由于上次被实,这次我只挑捡最青最绿的,“称吧,”我的话音刚落,果贩便迅速掏出一个指针式弹簧称,熟练地把一代苹果挂在钩上, “看!五斤多点,给五块钱得了。”小贩特意把指针版放在光亮处以至能让我清楚见到指针和刻度,见此况,我心中尤然升起理种安全感,于是我欣然交了钱,走了人。时间长了,问题来了,虽然每次买的水果分量不同(四到六斤不等),可手感上却无太大差别。谁赚了?是我每次都多拿几个苹果,还是小贩每次都做了手脚?就此问题,我双与果贩切磋了几加, 果自然明了。——我曾多次被宰,凡具初中实验水平的人都晓得“调零点”对弹簧称的使用的重大意义。不知是小贩知识水平不够,还是他们深知其中的奥妙。每次过称前,他们手指的悬钩上微微一动,指针就要一转,多则一斤,少则半两,多数情况是多个半斤八两。此后自不必说小贩的爽快。知此不公,每次与果贩交手总要讨个说法,结果自然是果贩满仍陪笑,并敬献上一个苹果作为补偿。买苹果的次数多了,这种被敬献的苹果也多了。如果用这敬献的苹果能换回更多一些果贩对其它同学的怜悯,那我愿把这每次献上的苹果再还回去,可每次果贩都要把这苹果硬塞给我。我训兴自己没被审得太狠,我痛苦更多的同学正在刀山火海中。 吃苹果要挨宰,吃别的也一样,一交黑夜买桔子,我在桔车上挑肥捡瘦,挑出了三斤不像桔的桔子,又放回了桔车中,只留下了一斤多还算能吃的桔子。过称时,自然又是老一套,不必细说。待我提着桔子走不多远,就听桔贩在喊:“这四斤桔子二块钱包园儿”。“真便宜啊,咱宿舍有桔子吃了,我包了。”几个学生毅然答应。就这样,那三斤想必能吃的桔子有了归宿。再看那一对桔贩他们相到一看,便骑着空车走了。仍上的表情自然可想而知。我原本想提醒那些买桔子的同学,可又一想,像这种只要能占便宜就良不分的人岂不正是果贩的邦史,有了他们果贩的气焰,才会这样嚣张,还是让他们那三斤便宜桔子的味道吧。
流血事件每天都在发生着,多少同胞被无端宰杀,我们不能再温柔的对待这一切,如若还不与商贩较量,那清华将尸横遍野。也许有人会说清华人应大度些,不要两两计较,清华人的智慧都应用在干大事,赚大钱上,这一点我无可辨驳。但我觉得生活在小世界也别太麻木了,多些洞察力去观察戏弄你周围的一些事,别让无知的人把你当作无知来戏弄。生理上的近视不可怕,可怕的是思想上的近视,被宰一次不可怕,可怕的是被宰数次却无动于衷。,而故事肯定不会结束。

------任宇鹏

美丽的天堂,
我的梦
总想找个地方歇歇脚,
好消一消奔波的疲劳,
美丽的花儿不会自己开,
那需要你的辛劳,
也需要你的寻找。
路那么难行,
我总找不到前进的方向。
但我知道,
我知道那个前方,
前方是一个天堂,
美丽的天堂,
我的梦,
它应该有花草,
它会有美丽的小溪在跳跃,
一大堆的天使,
无忧无虑的奔跑嬉笑。
噢,
我的天堂,
你是不是可以被找到,
我走了很远,
为了你我可以没有烦恼,
为了你我可以不畏辛劳。
噢,
我的天使,
能否给我指出一条道,
让我鼓起勇气,
也许明天就可以到。
------崔翔


电 话
11月9日,是我的生日,以前在家里过生日,妈总是要寻一些好东西给我吃。后来住校,妈就在假日给我计上,而今年呢…… 昔日的故友们写来信,打来电话。同学们也为我送来了生日礼物。我真的很高兴。这一份热情,让我沉浸在欢乐之中。然而,在我的心底,却有一丝不敢奢望的思绪。 11点了,寝室里熄灯了,我躺在床上碾转反侧。 “318,罗先波!” “来了!” 樊吉吉在外面答应了一声。冲了进来。我神经质似的一下子从床上跃起。 “来了!来了!”套了件衣服,我赶紧跑下楼。那颗几乎心几乎要蹦出来。 “一定是…一定是…” “妈!……”两个多月来,我第一次听见母亲的声音:“嗯,波……” “您们怎么这么晚!…在哪打电话…” “我和你爸在镇上的电话亭里。白天怕你不在。打到现在才打通。今天是你的生日, 有没有买点好东西吃?” “有,妈。你现在身体好吗?” “好,好。农田里的活昨天已经忙完了。小麦、油菜都种下了。农忙,没时间熬。等冬天了,农闲而说吧!” “妈,您一定要照顾好身体啊!” “你一人在外也是啊!” “爸,您现在好吗?”“好好。儿呀,在学校一定要好好学习,不要掂着父母。要安心学习。” “嗯。我知道。弟弟现在怎么样?” “喔,他现在学习很紧张。一个月也难放一天假。毕竟是初三啊!” “您们那在下雨吗?好像有下雨的声音。” “嗯。是啊。我和你胞还要回去呢。定量一个人都没有。” “啊……”我的声音哽噎了。 “爸,妈,再见。下这么大雨,回去要小心啊,还有十几里路呢。” “嗯。好好学习。我们再苦再累也心甘啦!” “爸─── 妈─── ” “嘟 嘟 嘟……”
------罗先波

唯愿今生 不久以前,在一本杂质上看到一篇散文《前世今生》,大致讲得是人不必为今世的错失机缘痛不欲生,因为人尽缘不散,来世再相约,文字凄婉绝美荡气回肠,令人心神荡漾浮想联翩。 然而,我的心却在隐隐作痛。 一个美好梦想的实现总要付出一定代价的,这正是“有所得必有所失”。可是有的人却唯恐得不到所求又错失了现在,左摇右摆,瞻前顾后,白白与机缘擦肩而过。 月缺了,月还会再圆,花谢了,花还会再开,可是缘呢,缘散了还能够再聚吗? 错过的缘已如落花流水,一去不复返了。可心灵的创口还在那儿,还在撕心啮肺,还在追悔莫及。用什么来弥补呢?对了,还有来世,还有再生,在那个世界里,今生错过的将被紧紧抓住,今世破碎的梦必能在那里重圆…… 这个世界本就已有太多的遗憾了,童年最渴望的布娃娃随着年龄的渐长终成泡影;一次偶然的误会,导致多年好友顿生芥蒂……一次次的不经意,我们已丧失了很多。而今生最是真挚纯美,最是梦萦魂牵的梦想,又已被推给了来世,那么我们给今生留下些什么呢? 而且,真的有来世,真的有轮回吗?就算有,你又怎么知道你会再变成人? 即使再次为人,又怎会再有今生的相遇,相识与相知?莫非三生有幸,真的有缘份前定生生不息,真的有三生三世铭刻不变的盟约吗?不,我不信。 可是介们却总是喜欢用最虚无飘渺最不可辩知的来世来原谅今生的坐失良机蹉跎虚度呢。错的已经错了,碎的已经碎了,其它谁都明白,纵使有轮回,喝了孟婆茶的人也总要遗忘经历,一切早已事无补,与其自我欺骗,不如彻彻底底地悟一回。 所以,我不奢求世。今生今世,我最梦以求,最割舍不下的梦,就一定要争取在今生实现。那么,来世我哪怕仅仅是一片朝霞,一粒露珠,我也无悔无憾! ------廖振华

回 忆 三年的高中生活匆匆而过,现在留下的只是那美好的回忆。 怎能忘记,同窗好友们在一起的打闹嬉戏。 怎能忘记,一个个忙碌的身影擦肩而过时自己也加快了脚步是多么滑稽。 怎能忘记,老师们无微不至的关怀和谆谆教导。 怎能忘记,毕业前夕老师那充满期望的眼神。更不能忘记,同学们握紧双手,互道心中的祝福。 …… 回忆,使人进入了另一个世界。 回忆,多么美好!让我们把握现在,珍惜每一分钟,再创辉煌,让它成为将来最美好的回忆,成为一种永恒。 ------李晓东

信阳的冬天 来到了北京城已两个多月了,眼看着天气变冷,北京的冬天就到了,北风吹着,也有少许尘沙,早晚气温竟差七、八度之多。也就在这时,妈妈打来电话,问我冷不冷,使我不禁想到家乡了,是啊,家乡还好吗? 信阳的冬天,天气好时是不太冷的,太阳暖烘烘地照在懒洋洋的人们身上,闲时搬个小凳子坐在院子里,晒着太阳看着老人们养的鸟儿,中年人养的小猫、小猫,眼睛一眯,一会儿就睡着了。或者在自家的阳台上,坐在大靠椅中,看看那远山,几处不太清晰的石油罐,至今我还很奇怪,北京的山都是黄红色,而我家对着远山为青黛色,宛如从蓝天上沉淀出一块颜色来。 最好的是小雨了,因为大多雪前都有一场淅淅漓漓的小雨,告诉我们:“雪快来了,穿好呵,不要被吓跑,要出来玩!”随之就是夹杂着小冰球,打在地上,房上,呵,那是雪欢乐的笑声。也许一夜风雨后,那就雪树银花,白茫茫的一片了。这时,总是爸爸妈妈叫我:“赶快起来,下雪了!”我才不“上当”呢!坐起向窗外望一望,哦,真的!于是,我就会成为我家第一个冲下楼的,顺手拿一把铁铲,走在吱吱叫喊的雪地上,感觉真好。这时天还在下着小雪,温柔的北风也把地上的凉支高处的支吹起吹落,雪就纷纷扬扬的满天飘舞,那是雪的精灵。堆雪人,砌雪房子,这要看雪大小而定,堆雪人那是孩子们最乐意做的工作;雪小,那就是打扫仗了,很惭愧,我总是打偏。不过,看到每个人笨拙的跑来跑去,掷来掷去,有的雪球松,一到目标,立即分离,又下了一场“雪”,被击中的那人满身雪尘;有的是叭的一声“命中”目标,大家相视一笑,又相互追逐;还有的在墙上用雪球打出大大的 " Love " ,是啊,我们就是这样一群爱天、爱地、爱雪、受生活的孩子。 世事相聚也有散,到了分别那天,雪不愿离去,牢牢抓住那大地,直到把自己溶释,渗了下去,或者让太阳把自己蒸干,也一刻不松手。我们也会怅然所失,期盼它下次来到。 冬天最温暖的末过于吃火锅了,一家人围在一起,点上热腾腾的火锅,特别温暖,小时候总等父母筷子上掉到我碗里的我爱吃的菜,长大了,又总等着母亲向火锅里放我爱吃的东西,等了十几年,一次也没失望过。噢,现在也不知她身体还好吗?反正她是不会告诉我的,总担心我,不让我担心,念着她。 唉,信阳,我的家乡,你的冬天没有了我,还依然如故吗?我在异乡为你祝福了。 ------崔翔

握手 乐天一派, 涉世不深,绝少体味文人骚客们极尽笔墨渲染的 离愁别绪,因而对种种美丽的真情抒发缺少起码的心理认同,总难理解为什么先人们总是特别挂念逝去的往昔,甚而认为这种“无谓”的珍重是双方共同的“精神束缚”,“好男儿志在四方”,倘若这种离别之情都割舍不下,“志”从何立? 第一次品尝这人生一味是在初中毕业时,当时,班上有几位顶好的朋友要去远方,想到朝夕相处的一千多个昼夜,想到遥遥无期的相逢,我们不禁都黯然神伤,这时,我们仿佛体味到了人生的残酷,蓦然间,我觉得自己成熟了许多,这种成熟,来自于对人生的重新领悟,源自于对友情的再次把握。朋友临走的前一天晚上,我们几个“铁兄弟”静静地坐在一家饭馆里,埋着头,谁也不说话,我使劲地抠着自己的衣角,思绪万千,不知不觉间,一种感情的冲击垮了我理智的防线,我的泪水迷茫了我的眼睛,浸湿了我的脸庞,我转过脸,偷偷地拭去泪水,回过头,却看见一张张真诚的脸庞上都布满了晶莹的冰花,是的,那是冰花,是纯洁无瑕的冰花。这时候,我再也控制不住自己,在真诚的目光中,小声抽泣起来。四下里,是朋友们极难听到的哭声,我呜咽着,端起酒杯,颤音道:“为我们的昨天干杯,为我们的明天干杯,为我们永久不变的友谊干杯!”说完,我一饮而尽,分不清咽下的是酒水还是泪水……,宴散人分,我们约定,用书信传达彼此的感情。 信很就写好了,但我却始终找不着一句合适的结束语来抒发我内心的情感,我总觉得“学习进步”(“万事如意”之类的话过于平庸而不屑考虑,我想了很多,到后来甚至觉得汉语表意作用苍白无力,这时候,妈妈对我说:“用握手吧!一刹那间,我豁然开朗,是呀,干吗非得找那些虚伪的词 藻来堆砌感情呢?真情的流露不是更好吗?于是我认真地在信尾写上“握手”。 朋友的回信很快就来了,我迫不及待地拆开信封,如探宝般看了起来,很特别地,朋友在信示也附上了“握手”二字,看到此处,我的内心极为激动:“握手”该是多么普通的字眼呀,然而用在此处,它的含义却比世界上最美丽的语言更为丰富,在这其中,包含的是朋友间无微不至的关爱。“握手”二字架起的是心灵的桥梁,心灵之交才是这世界上最为美好的财富。 朋友回家的时候,我到车站去接他们,当从人流中找到那些相识的身影时,我感触良多,我用我并不习惯的握手方式紧紧地握住了那一双双伸出的友谊,当时,我们都笑了,因为在此之前,我们彼此之间是用外号相称,握手对我们来讲是不可思议的事,然而,就在那时,我们都觉得握手是世上最美的语言,它代表了我们所要倾诉的所有东西…… 高三毕业,想到自己终于要远离家乡,远离亲人,伤感之情同油然而生。在列车启动的时候,我使劲地挥动着双手,想说什么却又说不出来,忽然间,我仿佛想到了什么,我把手伸出窗外,亲朋好友仿佛也知道这意味着什么,他们毫不迟疑地紧紧地握拄了我的手,亲情、友情,全都融在了握手之中。列车越来越快,当某一时刻,送行的人消失在我的视野中,我禁不住又潸然泪下…… 初到清华,不尽的对家乡人的思念,鸿雁传情,我一次次地寄上我对亲朋好友的祝福,在选择结束语的时候,我毫不犹豫地采纳了“握手”,尽管这个词 语有时显得不论不类,然而,只有它才代表了我现在的心情。当在一封封回信中看到“握手”时,我真正领悟到了它所特有的魅力,它所涵盖的一切将是我美好的回忆。 一次次的握手中,我感受的是人间真情,感受的是心灵的撞击,也许有一天,我会放弃这种写信的模式,然而,这种握手带给我的快乐,幸福与满足却将伴我一生。 ------彭剑锋

季 节
飘 雪
北京已经好久没有下过大雪了,那种昨夜西风凋敝树,独上高楼望尽天涯路的感觉很少见了。平时,时而不时的设想着人怎么样会最舒服,于是一下子想到了雪。在暖洋洋的屋子里,喝着陈年的烧刀子, 吃着一盘熟牛肉。忽然一阵寒意掠面,门开了,熟知的老友掸着身上的雪,火盆中红通通的碳,远处飘来悠悠的笛声和琴声,其它一切则是静静的。

诽 雨 我是不喜欢雨的,尤其是那种一下几天,稠密如丝的那一种,这会使你在打伞与不打中产生矛盾。想出门可又怕沾湿自己的新鞋。待在家里,那种阴暗压抑会令你发狂,一切会使你坐立不安的。

狂 风
狂风,还不错,尤其是在睡觉前刮起来额那一种,会让你感到家里的温暖,被窝的宽容。也许是在北京时间长了,会从风声中感到音律的美妙,那种空旷感会让你心胸开阔,会让你看见遥远的东海岸的松涛。

月 夜 星星的光辉被掩盖了,但是月光你可以直视,她不会太阳那么高傲。万籁俱寂,没有风,只是一片银白,你可以仰着头发呆似的向天空看,没有人会理你,可是你可借机超脱自我,飞到那寒冷的月宫, 甚至更远,直到那第一缕阳光与她争天空的时候,一切又恢复了正常。 ------王建强

走进伊甸园 三百六十五天的奋斗,挨来了我梦以求的通行证。走过那黑色的七月,我来到了这方水清木华的世界。这是我梦想中的伊甸园,它从我的梦中走到我的眼前。荡漾的河水向我诉说着她的悠久,让我感受她那陈酿了近百年的甘醇,危然耸立的二门永远保持着那洁白的汉白玉的品格。那曾经淀泽过革命风去的大礼堂。清华学堂如今安详地沐浴在阳光中。图书馆里的灯光交织着白天、黑夜、绞着太阳、月亮、星星、这仿佛是一颗搏动的心脏,把新鲜的血输送到每个人的心田中,脑海里,主街上,自行车的洪流向人们宣告:时间就是生命,自习教室内,马不停蹄的圆珠笔三尺板,显示着“向知识进军”的决心,计算机开放实验室中座无虚席。这里是连结世界的纽带“让世界认识我们,让我们走向世界”是大家共同的心声那一台台飞速运转的电脑,带着每个人的理想去“奔腾”。现代化的塑胶来体育场上的热火朝天,这里是挥洒汗水的好地方。为祖国健康工作五十年是所有人的理想。 我感受着这伊甸园中的气息,她比我想像中的更加美丽。我从此欣喜,我加入到梦想的行列中来,我将用自己的双手去开创属于自己的一方世界。 ------姚为

初进清华 带着接到录取通知书时的喜悦和“北上”“抗日”的谊情我来到美丽的清华,一切是那么的陌生和新鲜,一眼望不到尽头的林荫大道,古林典雅中西结合的建筑,南方根本没有的暖气,来往穿行于大道小苍的自行车流,以及与现代化交通工具形成鲜明的对比的马车……所有的这一切构成的独特的清华风景使我忘记了旅途的疲劳,身体里莫名地涌出一种冲动;我要在这生活下去,我也要成为清华的一道风景。 然而,继之而来的军训就将曾经长久不衰的新鲜感和气冲斗牛的狂傲豪气冲的无影无综。而当整个身心还没有从军训紧张气氛中解放出来就投入到曾经梦以求的清华的学习生活中去。可是,原本打算在这一展鸿图的我在第一天课下来之后就沮丧地对自己说:“朋友,你失算了! 在清华的学习一改中学时代的模式,一下课,同学们就潮水般地涌出散室冲向下一个目标,其场后,不下于百万雄狮,过大江的壮观,其激有,不下于沙漠中了水的人们突然遇甘霖时的狂热,每当这个时候,我都为这文章学习求知急的渴思饮的精神所感动。这种与中学时代学生守株(教室)待兔(老师)的上课方式与中学时“守株待兔”的上课方式所不同的“外业捕猎”的上课方式终于导致了那种只会在中学下课看电影时才会有的占座行为在文明的清华园肆意推行。而每堂大课由于缺乏教师的督促,使我就像三十年代的中国人民在昏恶中渡过了一周下来才发觉自己一无所获,于是对自己说该去上自习了,来到教室一看——暴满,走在回宿舍的路上,看着满天的星星感叹:在满天繁星中,没有哪颗星是我的就罢了,为什么在那么多的教室里也找不到属于自己的一个座位! 慢慢地,一切渐渐正常,虽然,学习上的问题与日俱增,但生活中的欢乐也与你我同在。假里,颐和园一游找回了失去了很久的“痛快”,熄灯后,兄弟们天南海北,文明粗俗地闲侃一番也给夜生活增添了几分色彩,让梦境中平添了几分欢乐。 活着就要潇洒一点,乌云终究要过去,阳光总会出现在眼前! ------匿名


叠被 每当我看到被子的时候,我就想起了军训。 要叠一床军被多么的麻烦,要用凳子压它,要用手去抠它的角,完了,一天之内还不敢碰它,有时,你好不容易花了半个小时叠好了,教官走了进来,虎着仍对你说:“不行,重新叠过!”这个时候,我想从窗户上跳下去。 好不容易军训完了,开始上课。被子不叠了,我原来的拖拉懒散的作风又回来了,上课象在开飞机,一到息室就想睡觉。期中考高数一声警钟:呜呼,拖垃懒散的作风又回来了,上课象在开飞机,一到教室就想睡觉。期中考高数一声警钟:呜呼,拖垃懒散要不得。 现在想一想,军训时叠被子确实教了我很多,首先,你必须认真,不认真永远也叠不好被子,再次,你必须会叠,光有认真却不会叠是不行的,再次不可拖垃懒散,再次必须严肃紧张,再次…… 尽管叠被子教了我这么多,但我现在仍不想叠被子。 从前你教给我的是压抑 现在你让我解放我自己 其实真的不必太在意 可是我的心里会矛盾 ------余旭秦


北风中的钢铁长城 期中考试,我班成绩不太理想,大家都-对学习进行了思考,总结了失败的原因。在开完总结班会后,我们都走出了考试的阴影誓把期终成绩上台阶。这种决心在我们会后的足球比赛中表现得淋漓尽致。 在呼呼的北风中,我们热血沸腾,把开完班会的那种热情全部投入到这场比赛中。论实力,我们的整体实力不如对手,但是,我们把一腔热血都洒在这场比赛中,在对方的狂轰烂炸之下,我们就是不丢球。相反,我们却创造了几次极有威胁的射门良机。在比赛中,我们表现出了前所未有的凝聚力,大家虽然技术不行。但是依靠整体力量抵制着对方的进攻。跌倒了,爬起来!从哪里跌倒,从哪里爬起。 我们彻底走出了考试的阴影,我们把集体凝聚力融入了这场比赛,我们永不失败的雄心壮志融入了这场比赛,结果虽然我们由于实力不如对手,输了这场比赛,但是,我们通过这场比赛,看到了我们全班的希望,看到了我班强大的集体凝聚力,看到了我班逆境中的奋起。 ------丁俊



月光如水 当眼前一片漆黑时,突然意识到天黑了…… 又看见了那张迷人的笑魔,在内心深处又找到了那依旧的默契,当沉迷于我的内心独处中时,享受孤独似乎又成了一种境界。虽然天空中高挂着睛朗的日,但在懒散的疲倦笑意中却挂着星空的感觉,宛如分不清世界的界限一样。眯着双眼,嚼草根品味着泥土的气息一时,不禁想起了一则以前的故事,这故事是关于狐狸与小兔朋友的。翻开纸页,又找到了曾经地童年,激情的红色代表着一个年代,一张张的小纸上充满了欢乐,沉湎于未来的空间时,一种五静的祥和就插足在了林间的小道边。苦涩而甜密的往日,在母亲的默然下带给了我一个坚空的信念。瞬间,我又突然想起了曾经忽视的无奈与希望。一时间感觉十分沉重,是对历史的误解,还是今后初衷的改变? 我听见了小鸟在歌唱,听见了风吹过的沙沙声音,又看见了绿色的稻田,鲜和泥上,我强烈感觉到了生命对我的吸引力!只不过最美丽的本原实在太少!忙碌了时间的安排时,我静静地拉着它,一同奔向一个未知的空间与尽头,红的火焚烧在远远的天边,映红的脸庞上带着天使的笑意,在空旷的声音中我又找到了和平的宁静!我再见那条小溪时,身边的人还是从前。一种长久在寻找着的感觉似乎随着意识的松散在改变。两边还是早年的绿色,只不过那鲜艳已变成了含蓄,也再不会有喧嚣的叫喊,只有溪水带来的和谐! 风停了!那轮江日也悄悄地变成了弯弯的黄牛亮,如水的月光沥在我的身上… ------肖峥峥

发信人: quhua (Where's my heart), 信区: DME
标 题: 六匹狼--318寝室六弟兄发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Tue Dec 16 15:52:54 1997)

老大 外表英俊、高大、威猛,为班篮球队主力中锋。虽为同舍年纪最长者,却因其天真、纯洁、可爱被公推为老大。是公认竞争第四位“受害者”的有力人选。
老二 为全班公认之“信魔”,以其每天收一封的频率和一晚上写七封的速度傲视群雄。平日不苟言笑,作深沉状。好与老五辩论,而总以不分胜负收场。
老三 此人深不可测,平日与常人无异,却常有惊世骇俗之举。尝于凌晨二点大开宿舍灯火,扬言曰:“今晚让你们也尝尝睡不着觉的滋味!”幸亏鄙人的机智才使大家幸免于难。在系象棋赛上以不败战绩打入八强,后因心情突变将四强拱手让人。虽此,人缘极佳,且有一梦中情人......
老四 本人善良、诚实、待人热情、积极主动、慷慨大方、谦虚谨慎、戒骄戒躁......优点太多、不能尽举!
老五 本舍公认的大茫人,每日早起晚归,不亦乐乎。虽然,乐于为(in love 〕他人排忧解难、出谋划策,为公推之专家。
老六 天生的乐天派,为全舍公认之作业专家。完成作业之速度自认为全系第一。好踢球,奈何孤掌难鸣,与五位球盲同处一舍,只有自叹命舛。 此六人,皆为英俊潇洒,风度翩翩之男士,遥想当年,不知曾迷倒多少小女生。可惜进入清华后,风光不在,为半边天们玩弄于股掌之间。狼入羊口,只有共同哀叹:“兔子......”乐......


发信人: freshmen (中国人), 信区: DME
标 题: 会让你们吃惊的!发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Sat Nov 22 13:18:56 1997)
嘿嘿,机73的主页将让你们大吃一斤(绝对不是开玩笑),我可以说,到现在为止,还没有任何一个班级的主页能和我们班的相比,特别是"八方英雄",其制作太精美了,啊........别的不说了,到时候你们自己慢慢看吧!

-- 中国人, 中国心.
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发信人: quhua (我是318老大), 信区: DME

标 题: 318 现象小议

发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Wed Dec 24 21:32:16 1997)

作为318 的一员,这么写似乎有点自吹的味道,但我还是要写。 在七字班的各个宿舍中,最出名的就是318 了。在学习、体育、文艺等各方面,我们都有出色的表现。上自习,我们上的最多,除了吃饭、睡觉的时候,宿舍里见不到人;考试我们宿舍平均成绩最好,且有表现突出者;体育方面,我们有三个在 A班、两名班篮球队主力、四名班足球队主力;文娱方面,我们都是合唱的绝对主力......但最重要的不是这些,而是我们宿舍非常团结。 在我们宿舍,虽然大家都很忙,但并没有出现那种各顾各,一团散沙的局面。相反,相互之间的交流、帮助是很多的。并且,这种交流并不是那种表面文章,而是实实在在的有话实说。记得有一次,老二和老五为一个学习的问题争得不亦乐乎,正巧被来我们宿舍的一位同班同学看到,就说:“你们宿舍真是矛盾重重啊!”其实他错了。正是因为有了这种真情的流露,才使我们更亲近。相反,那种表面上的客客气气,才是最大的悲哀。 那么,我们是如何做到这些的呢? 首先,大家都有一颗坦诚的心,能毫无顾忌的说出自己的想法,这是产生一切的基础。其实,刚来的时候,我们也和别人一样,什么都不敢说。但有一天,老五突然和我大侃了一番他对理想的看法,让我非常感动。于是我就主动去和老大谈......其实每个人都是渴望心灵的沟通的的,只是有时太胆小...... 再有,我们出身于不同的环境。有来自官宦世家的,有来自知识分子家庭的;有来自城市的,有来自农村的;有来自富裕地区的,有来自贫困地区的......不同的出身、不同的经历给了我们看问题的不同视角和处理问题的不同方法。或许有人会以为这是融洽相处的障碍。其实恰恰相反。人总是不同的,但只要抱着谦虚的学习态度,和与自己不同的人交流其实是很快乐也很有益的事。虽然也常常因此而引发争吵, 但由于大家都是坦诚的,因此总能很快和好。而且,虽然大家有很多不同,但都有一个共同的目标:提高自己。因此在很多问题上通过相互的交流、取长补短,最终总能达成一致。 还有,大家都有一颗关怀别人的火热的心。还记得那几天,我心情很不好,老二、老六晚上十一点还陪我在外面瞎逛,为我出主意......最寒冷的那个夜晚,老大不放心,陪我在外面转了一个晚上......老五专门为我去找人......虽然给大家添了很多麻烦,但我还是很高兴,因为我们宿舍有这么多好兄弟......有谁会不愿意生活在这样一个集体里,并为它出一份自己的力呢? 当然,最重要的,还是因为有我这样称职的舍长。--我只是开个玩笑,老大......救命啊!

......我的征途是星辰大海

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发信人: quhua (a LUCKY boy), 信区: DME标 题: 编班刊的感受发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Wed Apr 1 17:53:08 1998)

原来以为编班刊是很好玩的事情,等干了以后才大呼上当看着满纸的拼写、语法错误,却不敢随便给人乱改......等印出来了以后却发现自己的article也有n处错误最客气的是开放的软驱,吃了我九张盘。全部班刊也只有六张盘的内容啊!害的我到处借盘不说,还让我在开放和28号楼之间穿梭了n回。别忘了,我可是从来不骑车子的......还有freshmen、cn、ajal、wwman等等可恨的家伙,看着我这么忙活也不帮忙,真是气死我了!

发信人: jxll (老猫), 信区: DME标 题: Re: 请机73的同学和版主认真看一下发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Mon Apr 20 17:11:41 1998)

【 在 mmwan (寒冷的剑,温柔的情) 的大作中提到: 】

: 其实有什么伤心的,: 象原来那样死气沉沉你就高兴了

我理解你们,这是你们进入清华以来的第一次考试,你们即兴奋又失望,但请记住,以后的路还其修远兮。我知道,已经有人有7-8门不及格,如果是你,怎么办,几位,请去聊天室,怎么样??

发信人: twq (123), 信区: DME

标 题: 提按表发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Sun May 3 14:55:56 1998)

常代会对同学们在BBS上对七食堂的提案整理,并于11月19日中午在七食堂征求了二十多位就餐同学的意见。现将七食堂提案归纳如下:

1。饭量太少。 2。打菜的人太多,窗口太少,可否增加窗口。 3。菜的品种不够多,主要是缺少变化。 4。早餐花样不够多。 5。餐桌地面收拾得不甚干净。 6。有时候菜洗得不够干净。 7。饭菜价格偏高。 8。有时师傅服务态度不甚热情。 9。南边几个窗口的师傅有时动作太慢,让同学等待的时间太长。 10。建议卖汤菜的窗口提供勺子,方便同学。 11。有些师傅在炒菜时用手抓菜,又用手按键,不够卫生。 12。大炒,中炒窗口放辣的菜太多,让不吃辣的同学鲜有选择的余地;放辣的菜又不够辣,吃辣的同学觉得不过瘾。 13。免费汤量太少,不够好。 常代会对同学们在BBS上对七食堂的提案整理,并于11月19日中午在七食堂征求了二十多位就餐同学的意见。现将七食堂提案归纳如下: 1。饭量太少。 2。打菜的人太多,窗口太少,可否增加窗口。 3。菜的品种不够多,主要是缺少变化。 4。早餐花样不够多。 5。餐桌地面收拾得不甚干净。 6。有时候菜洗得不够干净。 7。饭菜价格偏高。 8。有时师傅服务态度不甚热情。 9。南边几个窗口的师傅有时动作太慢,让同学等待的时间太长。 10。建议卖汤菜的窗口提供勺子,方便同学。 11。有些师傅在炒菜时用手抓菜,又用手按键,不够卫生。 12。大炒,中炒窗口放辣的菜太多,让不吃辣的同学鲜有选择的余地;放辣的菜又不够辣,吃辣的同学觉得不过瘾。 13。免费汤量太少,不够好。

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发信人: Ajal (Ajalym), 信区: DME
标 题: 机73共进会章程(草案)
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Sun May 17 19:06:44 1998)

第一条 凡机73班同学均为本会会员。 第二条 本会接受班委及广大同学监督,依靠大家开展工作。 第三条 会员在本会内享有平等选举权、被选举权和表决权。 第四条 本会宗旨:贯彻执行为同学服务方针,促进同学全面素质提高。 第五条 本会实行民主集中制组织原则。 第六条 受减分过多者,取消被选举权。 第七条 会员需勤奋学习,刻苦锻炼,积极进取,注重实践。 第八条 会员须支持本会工作,积极参加本会各组织,并在其中工作。

发信人: Ajal (Ajalym), 信区: DME
标 题: 共进会--主席部长奖惩记录
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Sun May 17 19:23:07 1998)

受奖惩者 奖或惩及程度 原 因 签名 时间
刘某人 奖1分 使写作部蓬勃发展 Tom 5。17
余XQ 扣0.5分 对于P222之质问未做出及时反应 --- -----
仝WQ 扣1分 辩论部迟迟未开张 --- -----
丁J 扣1分 体育部---------- --- -----
Tom 扣1分 共进会发展不够繁荣 --- -----
Eric 奖1分 共进会之贡献 --- -----
Eric 扣0.5分 听说部有所低落 --- -----


发信人: zxcvb (大酸酸>>), 信区: DME
标 题: 勇敢的mmwan
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Fri May 22 18:36:33 1998)

下午的英语课上,老师叫stop翻译句子,stop没来,mmwan站了起来;过了一会儿,老师叫mmwan,没办法,mmwan又站了起来.........


发信人: senior (屠夫), 信区: DME
标 题: 关于电脑
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Sun May 24 11:42:32 1998)
我的宿舍刚添了一台电脑。我的天,真叫我受不了 其实我现在还只是FRESHMEN,电脑买来也玩不了啥东西,除了游戏,而且那台电脑又经常出问题,所以每天我回到宿舍,不是看到舍友们不是在玩游戏就是在把C盘FORMAT了重装。而一些比较重要的东西,象一些有用的软件,竟没有装 我想我们只是买了一台CD+VCD机+游戏机
山雨欲来风满楼!!!!--
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发信人: mmwan (天涯断肠人), 信区: DME
标 题: Re: 说说咱们机73
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Thu Oct 29 14:25:52 1998)

说的很好啊。 我现在就觉得很是费解,为什么学校总是要求我们这样那样, 却不知道我们需要什么,难道说学校培养的人才就是那种俯首 听命的所谓的综合型人才么?我不反对一个学生把成绩搞好, 毕竟,这是他在学习方面的优势,问题在于:是不是我们必须 把所有的工作都要和学习联系起来?难道说我们必须是学习的 奴隶么?我很反感学校的某些做法,我也觉得清华不是那种适合 于搞科研的地方,这里的环境里面充满了铜臭,人的欲望在清华 表现的很彻底。还有,为什么必须把一个学生所有的东西都通过 量化的指标来衡量呢?我想,本身这种量化的做法就是错误的, 在量化的过程中,实在是充满了种种不合理的成分,某些人,为了 这些说明不了什么,但是却是很重要的东西而不择手段,难道说 我们都要成为那种阳奉阴违,耍小人伎俩的小人么? 好了,我也不说什么了,最后说一句:当一个人所有的一切都要通过学习 来衡量的时候,就是他最悲哀的时候。我的这句话不是针对某人,请不要对号入坐 人活在这个世界上,美好的东西多了,在学习之外,还有很多更重要的东西!

【 在 Java (时间不多了) 的大作中提到: 】: 忍了很久,实在是忍不住了。: 平心而论,机73可是说是什么人才都有,什么是都走在年级: 的前沿。论学习朱家饶是老大,论足球王建强当数第一,论游泳: 任宇鹏可谓霸王,论计算机就更不用说了,可谓人才辈出。班级: 活动也顶呱呱。然而,我们机73却总是不能被认为是一个优秀的: 班级体,为什么?就因为我们学习稍差的原因?其实在现在的社: 会里,分数早就不能决定一切了,分数只能在学校说明问题,一: 旦离开了学校,就什么也不是!现在企业招聘就充分说明了这个: 问题!我们到联想集团参观时,一位工作人员告诉了我们一些有: 关招聘的细节,原来应聘者的档案在到了招聘单位时,只是“随: 便”翻一翻,然后就进行面试,那位工作人员对我们说:“出了: 校门,60分和90分没有任何区别。”我想我不用再说下去了。: 以上只是我个人看法,和机73整个集体没有任何关系。
--花谢水流倏忽,嗟年少光阴踏雪寻梅,一朝得悟,猛回首,顿觉汗颜
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发信人: mmwan (天涯断肠人), 信区: DME
标 题: Re: 说说咱们机73
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Fri Oct 30 08:12:37 1998)
谁在时间白白地溜走以后找一大堆理由为自己辩护了? 是的,我不象紫霞那样使别人无话可说, 我也并不是想欺骗自己,我还不至于用无关痛痒的话来麻醉自己。 我只是说了一些我自己的心里话,至于成熟不成熟, 我想大家会有个公论的。 是的,我浪费了一年的时间,然而, 我不会后悔,说到婉惜,倒是有一点。] 我还要声明一点,以上我说的话并不是针对自己,我说的只是我的个人映象
【 在 Frederica (小菲) 的大作中提到: 】: 也没有人说我们班不优秀呀。只是提起来总是会说“如果成绩...”: 之类的话罢。其实我也认为成绩什么的并不重要。但关键是我们在没有: 追求成绩的时候,时间都用来干了些什么呢?如果都是像紫虾那样,: 那别人也无话可说,可大多数人并不是那样的。上面的那些道理: 都没错,可不能把它作为自己偷懒的借口啊。我不希望大家都去拼命的: 学习,但至少不要让时间从自己手里白白的溜掉之后又用一大篇道理: 来为自己辩解。其实别人怎么想怎么看都并不重要,但我们不能自己: 骗自己呀!
--花谢水流倏忽,嗟年少光阴踏雪寻梅,一朝得悟,猛回首,顿觉汗颜
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发信人: ericc (呀呀学语), 信区: DME
标 题: Re: 毕业班心情(简化版) (转载)
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Sat Dec 30 18:38:35 2000)
岁月可以流逝,容颜可以更改,性格可以改变,年青的时代,真正辉煌的又有几个?黑暗、痛苦、挫折,是大多数人在这个年代必须尝试的经历。面对感情的挫折,人缘的无奈,我们学会了理性的对待生活,用热情与智慧而不是冷漠与麻木面对世界。因为,我们是世界的主调,世界需要我们构筑得更多姿多彩而且充满温暖。有人说,大学四年,就是弄一个明白。你明白了吗??


发信人: tongwen (我有什么本钱?), 信区: DME
标 题: 毕业班心情(简化版) (转载)发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Sat Dec 30 17:57:38 2000)【 以下文字转载自 Graduation 讨论区 】

【 原文由 tongwen 所发表 】
没有时间,就简单点吧毕业了,四年了,怎么过来的?一眨眼的功夫,四年了,得到些什么?学业成绩中下,挫折的爱情,自信从哪里来?四年来,逐渐养成了抄作业的习惯,逐渐知道了原来从晚上10点到凌晨一点可以在无聊中度过,逐渐在与mm的聊天中麻木
大四了,更多的感慨,与小师妹交往都有点以小欺大的感觉,逐渐由被动变主动,又由主动变被动,心情好复杂,于是我尽力让自己麻木,冷漠感情但是心里却有一个明明的目标,我要离开清华,到上海都研去了,我要改掉这几年来养成的坏习惯,我要振作,要找回真正的自我,只是那又需要几年的等待毕业了,明白了,清楚了,只是有些失去的东西永远也不再属于自己了将要离开,才发现离开是这么的伤感


发信人: AJAL (卐寒卍Powered by bluechina), 信区: DME
标 题: 我认为重要和有用的课程
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Sun Jan 7 11:12:24 2001)
最重要的:
微积分
代数
英语
这几个的重要性相信不用我多说了
对后续课程有用的:
制图
理论力学
机械原理
机械制图
大学物理
计算方法
材料力学1
CAD
其实用到的也不多,一般就是被一两门课用用,而且也只是
用一点点,临时突击看几眼就够用了,只要别忘的太多

比较有发展前途的:
硬件基础
CAD
微机控制
电脑辅助设计和自动控制

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发信人: hliang (我是一片云,飘到哪算哪!),
信区: DME
标 题: 四年的岁月(序言) (转载)
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Tue Jan 16 17:08:07 2001)
【 以下文字转载自 Graduation 讨论区 】
【 原文由 hliang 所发表 】
回想97年的高考
我的回忆只有幸运
像我这么一个平时在一个县重点都算不上的高中三四十名的人
竟然可以如此超水平发挥
97年8月28日
我走进了清华(准确的说不是走进,而是坐着车进了清华)
清华很大,很脏,很乱.....这是我的第一印象
第一天教官走进寝室让我叠好被子
老天,我的被子连被套都没有装好呢,怎么给你叠成豆腐块?
我妈妈帮我套了被子(这个不幸被教官看到,以后被做了无数次典型)
8月29日,新生入学典礼
那个时候我抱着凳子就冲了出去,丝毫没有看到妈妈眼中的泪水
后来爸爸告诉我,妈妈是哭着到了家里(我家在泰安)
听了以后我愣了一会然后回到了自己的卧室,我哭了,好久
三年半了,就这么过去了
我想想看还有什么值得回忆的
待会写出来

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